Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
5:16-Wake up.
5:30-Alarm clock goes off
5:36-I get out of bed
5:39-I remember to turn alarm clock off.
Well I make that enough time taken for masturbation act #1 of the day...
5:46-Eat a bowl of Count Chocula
5:48-Watch the remainder of a Hair product infomercial
5:59-Turn of TV, clean bowl of Count Chocula
6:03-Organize daily outfit
6:22-Take a shower
6:39-Wash hair w/ shampoo, conditiner, and any other products
6:42-Use soap
6:47-Brush my teeth
6:49-Use mouthwash, if I miss I when spitting out, clean up mouthwash
Clearly masturbation acts 2 - 5 take place in the shower!

Personally my morning looks like this:

Wake up
Make bed
Go shower
Get dressed
Make coffee (4 shots of espresso in a mug with sugar)
face the day