Christmas Tree!

[Jessweeee♪]

Whenever we get a real tree, whatever animals we have in the house insist on peeing on it. So we're going with a fake tree. This year it will be a very tiny one that sits on the table, so none of the usual decorations

[blackmage_nuke]

My dad and I hate decorating for Christmas, so we strung lights around a decorative palm tree

It's a Futurama christmas!!

We dont set up the christmas tree anymore but if i ever got one i'd want a dead one like the ones Pheobe likes on Friends. Maybe i'll even top it off with her candy skull.

[Tavrobel]

You people need to learn to get some anti-sealant preservative for your Christmas trees. It'll prevent the tree from healing the cuts so that water can get into the tree, and it'll not become dry as fast. Even the preservative smells pretty good by itself, too.

[qwertysaur]

I don't celebrate this holiday

[Tavrobel]

Yeah, I used to do that, too. Then I realized that it was a guilt-free and guaranteed way to ask for money.

Unless you're Jewish. Then you get some Chinese food.

[Yar]

I don't celebrate this holiday

Where's the Minorah smilie?

It's okay qwerty, I have no idea what Christmas really means anymore. Something about materialism and virgins having babies.

[blackmage_nuke]

I don't celebrate this holiday

Where's the Minorah smilie?

It's okay qwerty, I have no idea what Christmas really means anymore. Something about materialism and virgins having babies.

Materia and Jenova?

CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT FF7!!!

The plot thickens...

[Shorty]

I wanted to buy a Starbucks ornament, but my Mom refuses to put it on the tree.

Your mom was right in doing so.

[XxSephirothxX]

Fake Christmas trees are lame. I'd have no tree before I bought a fake tree. But I don't care much about decorating for Christmas, so .

[Værn]

We have a fake tree here. The cats like climbing on real trees, and can be hazardous to fragile decorations.

[rubah]

You people need to learn to get some anti-sealant preservative for your Christmas trees. It'll prevent the tree from healing the cuts so that water can get into the tree, and it'll not become dry as fast. Even the preservative smells pretty good by itself, too.

my mom slips aspirins into the tree's water for this purpose.

[Araciel]

my mom slips aspirins into the tree's water for this purpose.

AKA: the christmas roofie.

[Breine]

Aww, I won't be having a tree - spending christmas in India this year.

My favourite ornament would have to be an old angel that we always have on top. It used to be my grandpa's, so it's a bit sentimental as well.

[Blue Harvest]

The idea of having a real tree is preposterous to me. We've always had a fake one. They last for years, just like our horrible fibreoptic one which I got to saw in half after it stopped working

[Gwawr]

I didn't know so many people got REAL trees. =O

Real trees smell good!

God knows. The tree is Rhod's domain, and no-one dares ask him about it until it's up.

We have lots of Welsh decorations (usually saying 'Nadolig Llawen') and lots of ribbons. I suspect it will be the same this year again.

I love your family. I thought you were going to tell us about some obscure forest god named Rhod at first. xD

Remind me NEVER to tell Rhod you think he's a forest god. There would be inevitable comments about having 'big wood'.