THE END IS NIGH

[Red Fox In Disguise]

OMG what if they really were super cows, what if they noticed that i noticed them not lying down despite obvious weather conditions, what if they're out to get me, and are mooing there way down my street as I type

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!

*Hides under bed*

Oh god you've involved me in this too. Cows, if you're reading, I don't know who this person is! I don't affiliate with them at all! Spam post, spam post, full of lies, I believe none of them. La la la la not reading.

*holds*

Not in public!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Don't abandon me in my hour of need, what of they get here soon, and attack,

I can see it now, all they'll ever find is the cud that fell from their mouths as they ripped me to shreds