Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
Paul is my best friend. I think he's a really interesting unique dude, and I aspire to be more like him. I think he needs more self-confidence though, and he needs to stop calling himself ugly, because he has 75% of EoFF females on his nuts.
I must violate the 1/10 rule to note that yes, his nuts really are that big, which you'd know if you played Gears or Halo with him.

Carry on.