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    Man Ike! What happened to the girl I got for you?

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    *sends random winks flying throughout the place*
    this signature was last edited 11 years after i joined EoFF. time flies doesn't it?

    Life will continue, so keep moving forward. But don't forget those from the past who molded you into what you are today. And those who are in your life now who will aid you in becoming the person you will be tomorrow. We all have that small seed of potential. (:

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    Hal! You get girls?

    Why didn't you say so the first place? Get me a girl, too, then.

    Edit: Is that a girl I see?

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    Are all you guys think about girls????

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    "Wanna get coffee?" = "Wanna have sex?"

    It's a well-known rule. Or was I not supposed to give that away? Nuts.

    Hey Katie, wanna have coffee with me? I gotta 8-incher and I can whinnie like a horse, cowgirl.

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    Sorry Ted, Ike needed help with his out of control penis...*shoves Katie_Seraph towards you* there

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    Say, why don't you come with me for some coffee? I even have table manners. ^_~
    *swoon*

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    Originally posted by Andrea
    Are all you guys think about girls????
    We think about Vodka, too ...

    Colleen: Was that a yes?

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    And sex...sex too

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    *shakes his head, picks up his bass guitar and exits -- stage left*

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    w00t!

    Tis my lucky night, eh. *dances*

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    *trips Ted and laughs*

    Man...that was funny...

    *pisses on a copcar and gets arrested*

    Well...I guess thats all from me tonite, i'll be spending the night in a jail cell with some husky man who might(probably) anal rape me *shudders*

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    *Laughs, too*

    Well, if the girl kicks me out; can I come watch?

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    *pisses one more time on Ted before tucking her penis away for now to go work on an English paper*

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    Sure, you can watch and video tape it, as long as I get some of the money you make off selling it.

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