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    *shakes head in disapproval*

    I'm already a famous male poet, the sequel to a famous composer, the wife of Dr. Unne, and a crossdressing pirate.

    *wins*

    edit that was my 1000th post

    *wins again*

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    Right. *Gets the cam ready*

    You get, say, 50% >=).

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    Hey there boys *wink wink*
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    For those of ya who couldn't make it, here's a transcript of our performance. Sistaz Mayonnaise forevaire!

    [22:42:51] (Katie) Well, we're only here for a short while, so we decided to perform one of our favourite hits!
    [22:43:19] (Katie) Yes, the single which topped the Uk, Us, Australian, New Zealand, Asian, European...*gets hit by brick*
    [22:43:32] (Natalie) *sets down remaining bricks*
    [22:43:52] (Andrea) OOC: prepared to get lamed
    [22:44:49] (Katie) OOC: yeah very lamed.
    [22:45:07] (Natalie) OOC: very very lamed
    [22:45:16] (Katie) Anyway, here's our featured single "Very Un-Independent Women Part 101"!
    [22:45:44] (Katie) Let's hit it boyz!
    [22:45:48] (Katie) i mean girlz!
    [22:46:06] (Andrea) Question: Tell me what you think about me I Steal my own diamonds and I Steal my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave. Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I fruad my own bills Always 0/100in relationships
    [22:46:18] (Katie) OOC: Andy....
    [22:46:37] (Ted) W00t w00t! Go girls!
    [22:46:39] (Katie) OOC: XD XD XD
    [22:46:55] (Natalie) The boots on my toes
    [22:46:57] (Natalie) I stole them
    [22:47:04] (Natalie) The thong I'm wearing
    [22:47:07] (Natalie) I've stole it.
    [22:47:14] * [TrAgEdY] is not here
    [22:47:21] (Natalie) The stone I'm stoning'
    [22:47:24] (Natalie) "Cause I depend on my mother
    [22:47:32] (Natalie) If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
    [22:47:38] (Natalie) I'll rip it off your arm
    [22:47:45] (Natalie) The shack that i live in
    [22:47:48] (Natalie) I stole it
    [22:47:56] (Natalie) The truck i'm driving
    [22:47:57] (Andrea) *shakes arse*
    [22:47:57] (Natalie) I stole it
    [22:48:04] (Natalie) I depend on my mother
    [22:48:17] (Natalie) (I depend on my mother)
    [22:48:33] (Katie) *my turn*
    [22:48:41] (Ted) The Destiny's child's version of Lady Marmalade.
    [22:48:43] (Katie) All the women who are un-independent
    [22:49:01] (Katie) throw your rings up at me
    [22:49:08] (Katie) All the honeys who makin' money
    [22:49:13] (Katie) Give the money to me
    [22:49:18] (Kalenisis) Night.
    [22:49:24] (Katie) All the mommas who profit dollas
    [22:49:27] (Katie) OOC: night Kalen
    [22:49:29] (Kalenisis) *flees*
    [22:49:33] *** Kalenisis (Kalenisis@FFChat-23567.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Leaving: )
    [22:49:36] (Katie) Give your dollas to me
    [22:49:43] (Katie) All the ladies who truly feel me
    [22:49:55] (Katie) Just don't get all dirty
    [22:50:21] (Cougar) away@sleep/12:52a P:On-L:On
    [22:51:05] (Andrea) OOC:Prepared to really be lamed by my next line
    [22:51:06] (Andrea) Girl I didn't know you could get up like that Cindy, how your Devils get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get up like that Cindy, how your devils get down like that
    [22:51:31] (Natalie) *my turn w00t!*
    [22:51:41] (Natalie) Tell me how you feel about this
    [22:51:51] (Natalie) Who would I need if I woudl wanna die
    [22:52:01] (Natalie) I didn't work and I sacrificed my mom
    [22:52:10] (Natalie) Ladies, it's easy being dependent
    [22:52:30] (Natalie) Question: How'd you like this knowledge I dont' have
    [22:52:41] (Natalie) Beatin' on that ash that he gave you is to front
    [22:52:52] (Andrea) OOC:this is spam
    [22:52:54] (Natalie) If you're gonna brag, flaunt your daddy's money.
    [22:53:02] (Natalie) Depend on your parents to give you everything!
    [22:53:15] (Katie) The shoes on my feet
    [22:53:19] (Katie) I stole it
    [22:53:25] (Katie) The bikini i'm wearing
    [22:53:29] (Katie) I stole it
    [22:53:35] (Katie) The stone i'm stonin'
    [22:53:42] *** Katie was kicked by irc.ffchat.net (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 8 seconds))
    [22:53:47] * [TrAgEdY] thinks this could be the end of this server
    [22:53:50] (Andrea) OOC:HAHAHAHAHA
    [22:53:56] *** Katie (SeR4pH-X@165.21.308.2190) has joined #eoff
    [22:53:58] * [TrAgEdY] prays
    [22:54:00] (Katie) OOC: oops.
    [22:54:04] (Ted) Aww, poor Katie.
    [22:54:09] (Andrea) OOC: this IS the end of this server
    [22:54:17] (Katie) If I wanted that underwear
    [22:54:24] * Andrea OOC:prays he doesn't get banned
    [22:54:30] * Andrea err she*
    [22:54:34] (Katie) I'd strip u and get it all.
    [22:54:43] (Katie) The house I lived in
    [22:54:50] (Katie) I burgled it
    [22:54:55] (Ted) W000t! Strip! Strip!
    [22:55:01] (Ted) Take it off, darling!
    [22:55:04] (Katie) The car I'm driving
    [22:55:14] (Katie) I snagged it
    [22:55:22] * Andrea takes of top but doesn't show her boobs
    [22:55:27] (Katie) I depend on my momma (I depend on my momma)
    [22:55:29] * Natalie takes it all off!
    [22:55:42] (Andrea) All the women who are un-independent Throw your rings up at me All the honeys who makin money Give all your money to meAll the mommas who profit dollas Throw your dollas up at me All the ladies who truly feel me Just don't get dirty
    [22:55:47] (Katie) OOC: Whoa at Aex.
    [22:55:54] * Andrea also takes it all off
    [22:56:24] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
    [22:56:37] (Natalie) Billy, how your Devils be lame like that
    [22:56:38] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
    [22:56:39] (Natalie) Girl I didn't know you could be lazy like that
    [22:56:41] (Natalie) Billy, how your Devils be lame like that
    [22:56:46] (Natalie) OOC: D'oh
    [22:57:12] (Katie) Sistaz Mayonnaise's Child
    [22:57:17] (Katie) Wazz Down?
    [22:57:29] (Katie) You outta the nba?
    [22:57:31] * [TrAgEdY] thinks the end is near
    [22:57:36] (Katie) Not 'nuff
    [22:57:44] * Andrea Ooc:hopes this is the end
    [22:58:01] (Katie) We'll strip pple off Sistaz style
    [22:58:08] ([TrAgEdY]) i'm just so young *cries*
    [22:58:52] (Ted) Hey Trag.
    [22:58:57] (Ted) *whisper* which girl do you want?
    [22:59:04] (Andrea) Child of Destiny un-Independent beauty Noone else can steal from me, Billy Devils
    [22:59:14] (Natalie) Whoa!
    [22:59:19] * Andrea OOC:Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [22:59:21] (Natalie) All the girlz who are un-independent
    [22:59:25] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
    [22:59:34] (Natalie) All the bees who don't work
    [22:59:39] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
    [22:59:51] * Andrea crys like hell
    [22:59:59] (Natalie) All the mommas who steal dollas
    [23:00:03] (Natalie) Throw your rings up at me
    [23:00:10] (Natalie) All the ladies who truly feel me.
    [23:00:11] ([TrAgEdY]) *whispers Ted* can't choose any.. kinda hard decision
    [23:00:12] (Ted) Awww, Anrea's crying. *Comforts*
    [23:00:15] (Natalie) Man, that feels good.
    [23:00:21] (Katie) Gay, I didn't know you could do it like that
    [23:00:21] (Katie) Billy, how could u let us get done like that
    [23:00:33] (Katie) (repeats until fade)
    [23:00:34] (Natalie) *repeats until fade*
    [23:00:42] (Natalie) *dies*

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    WAAAAAA !!!!!!
    Oh well whats done is done
    *hides in corner*

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    Yes, what a brilliant performance by the Sistaz Mayonnaise...*gets hit by brick* Thank u for coming to the concert! We hope u enjoyed it! *Flies off to New York to perform*
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    Curse these infernal time-zones. I can't believe you've managed to have a 10 page long discussion whilst I was sleeping...and look, I've missed all the fun.

    This opposite-gender stuff sounds rather interesting to say the least. If any moderator has a suitable alternative to my current forum name, please feel free to change it. I can't think of anything myself...

    *Winks at Wyll*
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    *pretends to be a girl*

    Ooooohhh! When I was sleeping, 10 pages just appeared!! How cute! ^_^

    Oh, ohh! Can I still be horny?? I mean, as in a very horny girl!

    *jumps up and down*
    *then moves her breasts*

    Whooo!

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    *Looks at Rinoa-y*

    How YOU doin'?

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    O_o
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    So this is the reason for all the sudden gender changes in names, eh? I've never seen a thread grow this quickly before

    Sorry, but I don't feel like acting as a female, thank you
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    *giggles at Ted*

    Heehee! *huggles Ted a lot*

    Oh, oh! Crono! *patpats you*

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    So, I was just gonna head back to my place and get something to drink. Wanna come with me, Rinoa-y?

    I would like to get to know you better; if that's alright.

    *Pinches Rinoa'y's arse*

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    These mammaries are uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how you females cope with these obtrusive things bouncing about in your face all day long. Don't get me wrong, I like them, but I wouldn't want to permanently wear them...

    *Puts on some glitter and eye-shadow*
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    Originally posted by Ted
    So, I was just gonna head back to my place and get something to drink. Wanna come with me, Rinoa-y?

    I would like to get to know you better; if that's alright.

    *Pinches Rinoa'y's arse*
    Heehee! Sure! *patpats you*

    Oooh, you little naughty boy! Pinching my cute arse, huh?? ^_~ *does the same to you*

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    What the heck, my avatar's already female

    *huggles everybody 'til they're blue*
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