I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Don't care about spambots
Giving Nike Jordan shoes, free
I don't need to post my photo
In that damn picture thread
Loony BoB won't make me happy
Even if he turned up dead
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Ruby all I want for Christmas is you!

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for spam
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For a forums fix from Sam.
I won't make some votes and send them
To Award Girl; I'll just bail.
I won't even stay awake to
Discover who wins Best Male
Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Ruby all I want for Christmas is you!