I doubt I can match some of the brilliance in this thread so far, but xD

Away in a spam thread
No sense there was said
But the brown man DK
Cut nubs 'til they bled

The mods from their porn thread
Looked on as Red Pill
Described a frat party
In which he was ill

The troll threads are growing
Shlupquack tries to stem
The tide of nonsense
Flowing from Psy

And all the pic threads
Full of beautiful girls
Rye, Agrias, Zeldy
Don't hate if you're not there

Stay out of debate threads
MILF's temper has flared
But his consistent strawmen
Means Raist doesn't care

I really ought to be
Studying Tibet
But class is tomorrow
Tonight's for Mullet