Mullet the CK was an old and bitter soul,
With a wrinkled face and a stuffy nose,
And the muscles of a troll.
Mullet the CK is a scary guy, they say,
He was very old but the newbies
know how he came to EoFF one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old sig that they found.
For when they placed it in his profile,
He began to spam around.

O, Mullet the CK
Was spammy as he could be,
And the newbies say he could chat
And post faster than you and me.

Mullet the CK knew
The Ciddies came that day,
So he said, "Let's vote or
they might demote
me when I go AFK."
Up towards GC,
With a banstick in his hand,
Spamming here and there with
No single care saying,
Ban me if you can.
He led them to the staff forum
Right to the Loony BoB.
And he only lol'd a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"

For Mullet the CK
Had another forum planned,
But he said NP and BRB
I'll be back when I'm unbanned."
Spammity spam spam,
Spammity spam,
Look at Mullet's rage.
Spammity spam spam,
Spammity spam,
Over at MFH!