I'm not creative enough for that. Instead, here's a rendition of South Park's Christmas Time In Hell:
Christmasify your avatar
Be careful you don't crash your car
Everybody's feeling fine
It's Eyeson christmas time!
Trolls are nicer as you argue with them
The boys are starting to act like men
Everyone's in bed on time
It's Eyes on christmas time!
There goes old Pureghetto
Raping a newbie
After that he won't call back
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?"
Hey look there's Lekana
Showing off her chest
She's got quite a following
Everyone loves her breast
Everybody is christmassy
Except Joy and Sheep, they're just tipsy
This is just a filler rhyme
It's Eyeson christmas time!
Psy is face down on the floor
Idiot called BoB a whore
Everybody laughed when he fell
There's a-ringing christmas bell!
Rubah's stuffed with christmas cake
Aerith's Knight stood on a rake
Artie-Harle's fro looks fine
It's Eyeson christmas time!
There's voting for the Ciddies
Award Girl looks sexy
Harvey proposed to her again
She kicked him in the knee
For one day all the fighting stops
And several pointless threads are spammed
But the mods cba to do their jobs
So Baloki goes unbanned
So, drink lots of beer and hit on the girls
We'll drink too much and then we'll hurl
Hey look, another filler rhyme!
It's Eyeson christmas time!
Look at all the christmas sigs
We ate too much, we're big fat pigs
This is the final filler rhyme
It's Christmas time..
Christmas time..
It's Eyeson christmas time!