I argue with my teachers all the time. And then they get pissed and give me a terrible report. Then my parents scream at me and say how I'm going to fail my exams. Then I own my exams and they're happy again.

The natural cycle of events.




EDIT: Lol, reminds me of one time I cheated in a Latin test. The teacher left the room, so I ran out, got my bag and brought my textbook back and started using it. He then came back in, and in shock I chucked the book under the desk behind me. I got away with it.