I think I pissed my girlfriend off again.

[Rantz]

So uh guys I don't think he's gotten the gist yet. Post more sarcasms and stuff!

[Blue Harvest]

There's only one forseeable way she'll forget about this. Tell her you have aids and there's a high chance she's got it too. She'll be so mad at you she'll completely forget that you wank to pictures of your ex.

[Raebus]

This thread certainly needs more "entertaining" and "wacky" posts, continue.

[SNOOZER]

The only reason you should look at old photos of ex lovers is when you're performing voodoo on them so they get genital warts because they slept with your roommate while you were on a business trip to Idaho because your job sucks. I mean really? Just a friend? No, I don't wear black socks! Who's socks were they huh? Who's socks were they!? RICKY?! I ING HATE THAT A**HOLE! Have you been seeing Ricky behind my back!? I hate you Ashely! I HATE YOU! *weeps helplessly* Come back Ashely! I can change!


(/over dramatic reply)
But yeah, everybody pretty much hit it in the head. You smurfed up.

[Bunny]

We need a hall of fame for awesome threads. Seriously, this should be the first inductee.

[Iceglow]

You can't dislike someone and care about their feelings at the same time.
"Tell a person who I work with what I think of them but it's hurtful"
"I would however much I dislike them"
Just um, clear'n thatup for ya.

Ledious I never said I care about their feelings, sure what I think of them is very hurtful. It's that I care about my source of income what stops me. If I hurt their feelings, they fire me and I'm left out of pocket. They'll fire me for gross misconduct and well try telling a court at an unfair dismissal claims proceedure "no they fired me because I told them what I thought of them and it hurt their feelings because I think this of them" and see if you win, I think not.

On topic the original poster here is the definition of the term "dumbass"

[Yar]

We need a hall of fame for awesome threads. Seriously, this should be the first inductee.

We do have the General Archive... :tpg:

[Madame Adequate]

We need a hall of fame for awesome threads. Seriously, this should be the first inductee.

We do have the General Archive... :tpg:

No, he got dishonorably discharged for... well, for inappropriate discharges, actually. We'll have to make do with Air Commodore Collector.

[Dr. Casey]

Wow, lot of posts here. Wish I could respond to them all, but I'll just have to settle for giving an explanation on how things went down. Everything's okay now. I vaguely considered just leaving the notebook out at all times until she grew to accept the idea that I do have a past (So does she, the hypocrite), but I know that's a jerkish way to solve the problem, so I did the right thing and told her that, although I would like to keep those memories, I'll look at the photo album only one per year - on the day that Rachel and I got together. No more viewings of once or twice a month. I also told her that even though I consider it downright stupid to consider for even a second that anyone else in the world could be more important to me than her, I understand that she's not a mind reader and I'll do my best to give her no reasons to feel insecure ever again.

Leeza, our problems are rare. We've had almost no problems since I posted that thread in May.

Marshall, Princess Toadstool is pretty hot when she's angry. What game's that from?

Quin, I thought you were on my side last time?

Jojee and Blue Harvest, I'm not dense, stupid, or a troll. I understand why she responded the way she did, understood before I said those things. I was just curious about how cautiously you guys treat the subject of past loves, or whether I'm at all justified in thinking that she should be secure enough in our relationship not to get bent out of shape that easily.

Nakamura, while I do like the old man, I thought your avatar of Sakura and Sayaoran more appropriate for the Christmas season. Not to mention that Cardcaptor Sakura is one of the best anime series ever.

Shlup, we were part of Corneo's Gang together. Must you be so harsh?

Thanks, Bunny. I'll post again if there's any more problems in our relationship. And thanks to everyone for their posts and thoughts. They're all appreciated. ^^

By the way, just some general advice for the guys... jealous girls give the best sex. They're so determined to prove themselves better than your ex-girlfriend or that random girl you have the hots for that they put that much more effort into pleasing you and making you forget those other girls exist. I actually waited a few days before resolving the situation for that very reason. Yeah, I know that's bad of me, but oh well. I can be selfish every once in a while, right?

[Frequency NecroKat]

I actually waited a few days before resolving the situation for that very reason. Yeah, I know that's bad of me, but oh well. I can be selfish every once in a while, right?

Not -that- selfish..

Manipulation is really, really mean. It's demeaning and humiliating to her that you'd purposely let her think that she was not enough and that she had to compete to be worthy of your attention. Making your girlfriend feel inferior to get her to put out more: shame, shame. I feel bad for her, but can't help but feel it's a little of her own fault as well for letting you and the situation control her like that.

What an all-around unfortunate situation, indeed...

[Freya]

By the way, just some general advice for the guys... jealous girls give the best sex. They're so determined to prove themselves better than your ex-girlfriend or that random girl you have the hots for that they put that much more effort into pleasing you and making you forget those other girls exist. I actually waited a few days before resolving the situation for that very reason. Yeah, I know that's bad of me, but oh well. I can be selfish every once in a while, right?

Wait wait wait.... first off that resolve thing, that's make up sex. Second, you're honestly twisting emotions of girls so they give up better sex.... WTF!? That's not right no matter if it's male or female, playing with emotions like that is not cool.

Seeing as it's advice to the guys, it insinuates that you have done it quite often. So then the "I can be selfish every once in a while, right?" sentence isn't applicable.

Maybe you should just make a robot girlfriend then she wont have emotions that would go wacky. ROBOT

[demondude]

You should bring that notebook out in the middle of sex, that will really show her.

[Old Manus]

In the immortal words of Dr. Dre: Bitches ain't but hoes and tricks.

[Madame Adequate]

I think I myself laughing.

[edczxcvbnm]

Eh, ease her into it. Just start randomly taking pictures of her when she's eating breakfast, solving the crossword puzzle, watching TV etc. When she asks you what you're doing, reply: Just something to remember you by.

Should do the trick

Are you crazy? Pictures to remember you by? Why would you need something to remember her by right now unless you don't plan on seeing her anymore? Sound more like you are planning to break up with her....way to stir the pot ;D

Seriously though, if you are looking at pictures of your ex that often I think you need to start living for the future or for the moment and stop reflecting on the past so often. Better times are ahead but only if you want them to be...or some other lame motivational crap.