I think I pissed my girlfriend off again.

[Peegee]

You sound like a passive-aggressive emotional manipulator. The standard expected result is that you get a lot of lulz at the expense of her emotional stability, and you probably profit at her expense. Some women tend to like that, so there's never a shortage of new girlfriends to replace if relationships end, which they ought.

I'm not sure the purpose of this thread since you clearly don't have your girlfriend in mind when you make decisions on your behaviour.

[edczxcvbnm]

[QUOTE=Lekana;2606359]

Maybe you should just make a robot girlfriend :D then she wont have emotions that would go wacky. ROBOT :D

I saw this article and just had to post it in response to this XD

Man lives with female robot | The Sun |News

[Quindiana Jones]

Eh, ease her into it. Just start randomly taking pictures of her when she's eating breakfast, solving the crossword puzzle, watching TV etc. When she asks you what you're doing, reply: Just something to remember you by.

Should do the trick

Are you crazy? Pictures to remember you by? Why would you need something to remember her by right now unless you don't plan on seeing her anymore? Sound more like you are planning to break up with her....way to stir the pot ;D

I'd get creeped out and think he was gonna kill me. So, yeah. "Something to remember you by *insane laugh*" = probably not a good idea.

[Marshall Banana]

Marshall, Princess Toadstool is pretty hot when she's angry. What game's that from?

Super Princess Peach for Nintendo DS.

[Miriel]

Eh, ease her into it. Just start randomly taking pictures of her when she's eating breakfast, solving the crossword puzzle, watching TV etc. When she asks you what you're doing, reply: Just something to remember you by.

Should do the trick

Are you crazy? Pictures to remember you by? Why would you need something to remember her by right now unless you don't plan on seeing her anymore? Sound more like you are planning to break up with her....way to stir the pot ;D

I'd get creeped out and think he was gonna kill me. So, yeah. "Something to remember you by *insane laugh*" = probably not a good idea.

I immediately thought of Dexter and how he likes to keep a little something something of his murder victims. To remember them by. Levia = psycho killer? :o

[KH-Cloudy]

I love how these threads aren't in the serious forum

OP makes it fun by not whining about it not being serious and decent people to make this topic fun.


anyways..I'd hide my ex's stuff somewhere where I won't be arsed enough to go look for it. If I ever had another GF, I'd let her read it and tell her these were memories of my first. But overall, it's good to say stuff likee.."these memories won't affect us in anyway" or something like that! Haha.

[Rye]

The only things that bring EoFF together like this are scorned women, underaged girls, and furry conventions.

[Loony BoB]

11/12/2008, 17:23 PMDear Dr. Casey,

Thankyou for the advice regarding making my girlfriend jealous. I'm going to start reading old love letters tonight and then tell my girlfriend I do this all the time. I hope our sex life will be even more awesome now. I can't imagine why I never thought of this.

Kind regards,
A Fellow Forum Poster















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11/12/2008, 23:17 PMDear Dr. Casey,

YOU COCK.

Kind regards,
A Fellow Forum Poster

[Bahamut2000X]

Threads over. BoB wins.