I steal witty comments all the time!
YAY ME FOR LACK OF ORIGINALITY!
I steal witty comments all the time!
YAY ME FOR LACK OF ORIGINALITY!
I gather a band of merry EoFFer's and we invade Birmingham once a year.
Never.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Dammit. I needed to see this thread earlier. There's an insurance company headquartered downtown called EOFF Insurance. I'll see if I can snap a picture.![]()
History lesson time. In my English class, there was a competition in the class, and whoever won got extra points tacked onto their final grade. It was a combination of bribery, gifts, delinquency, and hilariousness. Some of the funniness is lost two years removed, but, meh. I can't find the original paper, which still had Raistlin in it, but I found the joke paper version that I handed in.
It makes more sense when you know that our English teacher, a white person, and very much not from the hood, was reading this aloud to what was a constituency of mostly black, teenage boys. Edited for security purposes.
I would pay for more of your product, Tavrobel.