The Official Ciddies Predictions Thread - VOTE BEFORE READING THIS!

[Sir Lancealot]

1) Best Member
Big D

2) Best Male
Rantzien

3) Best Female
rubah

4) Best Administrator
crono_logical

5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic

6) Best Site Staff
o_O

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Big D

8) Best Veteran
Quin

9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest

10) Best Newbie
Nice

11) Nicest Member
Jessweeee♪

12) Evilest Member
Tavrobel

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Noctiluca

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Lekana

15) Most Dangerous Male
Momiji

16) Most Dangerous Female
Lekana

17) Best Thread
Seifer IS Rick Astley!

18) Best Post
Mafia IX: Ace Edition Game Over - Mafia Victory - Town of Failure Destroyed


19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl

21) Best Signature
Jessweeee♪

22) Best Artist
black orb

23) Best Graphic Designer
scrumpleberry

24) Best Writer
Behold the Void

25) Best Poet
I Don't Need a Name

26) Best Poster
Psychotic

27) Best Spammer
Baloki

28) Best Chatter
~*~Celes~*~

29) Best Usernoter
Evastio

30) Funniest Member
The Ceej

31) Weirdest Member
The Ceej

32) Horniest Member
Blue Harvest

33) Most Underrated Member
Noctiluca

34) Most Improved Member
Yaridovich

35) Most Missed Member
Owen Macwere

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Psychotic

37) Most Helpful Gamer
SeedRankLou

38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

39) Most Helpful Member
Del Murder

40) Cutest Couple
rubah and Hsu

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Ouch!

42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Evastio

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee

45) Be trolled
The Ceej

46) Be Santa
Old Manus

47) Be Santa's little helper
Psychotic

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Roogle

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej

50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself

[Marshall Banana]

Will I get to see an Old Manus puffer face picture? =O

I can't turn sepia off on this goddamn phone

=D

I'll start an EoFF puffer face collection.

[Del Murder]

I have decided to do real predictions this year. Feel free to laugh at me when I get them wrong.

1) Best Member
Flying Mullet

This is the year of the Mullet. I break tradition by not picking Psychotic for a category he is nominated for!

2) Best Male
Psychotic

I think people will vote Mulley for Best Member and give this to Psy as a consolation.

3) Best Female
Rye

She is still one of the most active and visible people here.

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder

I simply am the best. If Samuraid wins this I will accept defeat because he does stuff I can't do. If any other admin wins this (especially that slacker BoB) I will ban half the population of EoFF.

5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic

I have a biased view of this award because I know what goes on behind the scenes. I think this will be a fiercely competitive award between Psy and Mullet, with possibly rubah and Miriel mixed in.

6) Best Site Staff
Momiji

People will be voting Mullet for the 'major' awards so he won't get this one. Momiji is pretty visible.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian

Lev is the most active of this bunch and also he deserves it, though I would prefer it if he was up for Award #5 .

8) Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF

Tough call! But I give it to MILF due to his Rye connections.

9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest

To show how dated I am I don't even know that much about this guy except that he will win this award and probably also Horniest.

10) Best Newbie
WulfyGirl

Not a lot of visible newbies this time around so I think the mafia players will win this for her. Trolling always gets you noticed so Nice is also a possibility.

11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana

I think most of these people are equally nice but MB will probably win due to her avatar campaigning. She went about that a lot nicer than most members would have (and did).

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

Most of these people aren't even that evil, but Bunny is definitely evil.

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky

Guess based on buzz. Don't really look at picture threads.

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Lekana

I am told she posts a lot of pictures of her sticking out her boobs which is good enough for my prediction!

15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien

Going with the 'dasingly dangerous' Sean Connery James Bond vote. If we go with the 'deadly dangerous' Daniel Craig James Bond vote then the winner is obviously hero because he SNIPES PEOPLE FOR A LIVING.

16) Most Dangerous Female
fire_of_avalon

foa can kick everyone's ass and I don't see this as a contest at all.

17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal

Why are all the 'best threads' ones where people get made fun of?

18) Best Post
The splendid picture thread of wearing

I'm predicting cute girl + amusing animated gif is the equation for success here.

19) Best Custom Rank
rubah

This is a hard one to call. Going with the colored rank plus rubah is popular and I need to predict her more for stuff.

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl

My avatar is much cooler but Award Girl is very visible during the Ciddies and is always a threat in these awards.

21) Best Signature
Rantzien

As I am typing this I don't even know what Rantzien's sig is but he's the favorite pick for most awards.

22) Best Artist
black orb

black orb always wins this award and he is the only artist promoting his work for this award.

23) Best Graphic Designer
Jojee

I'm guessing Jojee because of all the annoying animated gifs she makes.

24) Best Writer
Ouch!

Behold the Void is usually the favorite so I'll pick my boy the underdog.

25) Best Poet
Demon Dude

I don't think anyone cares about this award so they'll vote Demon Dude because he's who he is.

26) Best Poster
Rantzien

Time for Rantzien to start running the table. I almost predicted Big D in an upset but I didn't.

27) Best Spammer
Baloki

I think people think Baloki is a good spammer even though I think he is just annoying.

28) Best Chatter
rubah

I haven't set one e-toe into the chatroom in years but this is the easiest award to predict.

29) Best Usernoter
Evastio

I think this guy leaves user notes. Another hard one since I don't use them much.

30) Funniest Member
Rantzien

People can't get enough of this dude.

31) Weirdest Member
A Most Loved Man

Even though he's faking it you have to be weird to even want to fake it.

32) Horniest Member
Blue Harvest

Apparently this guy is horny.

33) Most Underrated Member
Sergeant Hartman

This is a tough one, because if they are super underrated they won't even get the votes to win this. Also how is a Cid's Knight underrated?

34) Most Improved Member
Aerith's Knight

He wins this award because it's true.

35) Most Missed Member
roto13

Come on, give me a hard one...

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous

I probably got this wrong. I don't visit the gaming scene much anymore.

37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57

This guy is pretty helpful if he still posts.

38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

Sam's consolation prize for the Best Admin snub.

39) Most Helpful Member
Big D

I'm helpful? D is still one of the best people here so I wanted to pick him for an award. Also I voted for him.

40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF

I agree that the banana might be cute enough to win this on her own but Rye's popularity wins out.

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rantzien

Everyone really likes this guy. I know who the next CK is going to be but I'm not telling.

42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man

Hmmm, what is the members' perception of who is going to be banned? I don't really know.

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Yaridovich

The most popular person on this list.

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee

Jojee is a short skinny Asian girl who has posted plenty of pics to prove this, and that's all it takes for this award.

45) Be trolled
The Ceej

People like to make fun of this guy.

46) Be Santa
Loony BoB

I don't know why this is an obvious pick but it is. I would never accept a 'present' from Loony BoB.

47) Be Santa's little helper
Rye

Could have gone with the obvious BoB+smitten combo but Rye posts in a tiny font which makes her even more elf like.

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto

He could very well be this.

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Demon Dude

He could very well be this.

50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself

Either people pick the one that is the most amusing or the one that would piss the people off the most. I'm going with amusing.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Announcement

I have my plate full with the vote tallying and such of the Ciddies, so I won't have time to tally up the predictions to post with the results like they have been done in the past. If anyone else wants to do this, they are more than welcome too. If someone wants to tally them up and send them to me to announce, I can do that too, but announcing the prediction tallies is the fun part and the reward for all of your hard work!

[Psychotic]

1) Best Member
Rantzien

I don't know why you all love this funny and genuinely nice guy. You're supposed to hate people like that.

2) Best Male
Rantzien

Basically I think him and Mullet will split these. I'm going for 50% right rather than taking a risk at 0-100% right.

3) Best Female
Rye

Judging from the elections, girl has some serious draw to EoFF members that maybe you didn't know about!

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder

likes to eat butts. Apparently.

5) Best Cid's Knight
Flying Mullet

I feel kind of bad that I hedged my bets with Rantzien so here's one to make up for it. (INSERT SNARKY COMMENT ABOUT WHAT BEST CID'S KNIGHT MEANS HERE)

6) Best Site Staff
rubah

This is an awful Ciddie to predict with the CK-SS now included, and Tavrobel and Momiji added to the fray. rubah's cool so I will guess her.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian

Although Jojo hasn't been around a lot recently, for which I am very thankful, she has a fanbase of drooling males who will pledge allegiance to her. However, I have faith that EoFF will hold true.

8) Best Veteran
Pureghetto

Someone needs to stop the plague of typing in custom colours before it's all too late.

9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest

He won Best Newbie last time and now he's graduated into the Regular zone so why not.

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr.

It'll be between Gwawr, Nice, and Wulfygirl. I've gone for Gwawr because I have to pick one but it could be any.

11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana

=O

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

I think his heart is purest gold, but he's just misunderstood.

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky

He's working hard for it. I'll give him respect and a prediction for that.

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy

EoFF is a site of paedophiles.

15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien

Him or Old Manus! If it's between Rantzien and someone else I just go for Rantzien because I like him. Oh sorry Manus I mean I like you too dude. But what have you done for me lately, man? Yeah. Perhaps in the three months building up to the Ciddies, you could be really nice to me and make me my tea and then maybe I'll predict you to win something like this.

16) Most Dangerous Female
ShlupQuack

foa vs Shlup probably. It will be decided by one vote. I have gone with Shlup because Levian is in love with her and is upset that she didn't get nominated for Sexiest. So it'll be Levian's vote that clinches it.

17) Best Thread
EoFF's Next Top Model.

It was a pretty funny thread. Well, it'll be that or OH CEEJ U SO CRAYZAY.

18) Best Post
The splendid picture thread of wearing برقع (ceej furry)

what.

19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

I don't like it when people who have the same custom title year in, year out win this. "hurr it's the best" Great, I'm sure it is and while we're at it Bleys was the best admin ever so let's go ahead and vote him for Best Admin every year. :banbleys Oh sorry, a rant in the Ciddies Prediction thread? What am I like? :laughing:

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl

Award Girl give us a twirl.

21) Best Signature
Rantzien

I should stop predicting Rantzien to win things. But I won't. Suck it down Rantzien I am obsessed with you come to me~

22) Best Artist
black orb

scrumpleberry will pose a major threat but black orb's artwork is ridiculously good.

23) Best Graphic Designer
Sagensyg

Either that darling socialite boy'll take it or the drooling Jojo horde will strike again. Well. Strike for the first time anyway.

24) Best Writer
Goldenboko

I don't know. I want to see Ouch!'s reaction to this.

25) Best Poet
Demon Dude

I want him to write more.

26) Best Poster
Big D

D's a smart kind of chap, and that's reflected in his posts. Commands a lot of respect!

27) Best Spammer
Baloki

Because copying someone else's thread and changing a few of the words around is what he does best.

28) Best Chatter
rubah

what is chat

29) Best Usernoter
Cz

Best Visitor Messager, surely!

30) Funniest Member
Rantzien

OK I'm gonna stop predicting you to win stuff now. Nobody likes a winner. Go away, Rantzien!

31) Weirdest Member
Evastio

Bless him.

32) Horniest Member
Lekana

Put them away, love.

33) Most Underrated Member
Yaridovich

It'll be him or that qwerty fellow.

34) Most Improved Member
Yaridovich

I don't think he'll win both. But he'll win one so I'm hedging my bets again.

35) Most Missed Member
Roto13

I voted for ff babe and I don't care who knows it. She was the best member this damn site ever had and smurf you if you disagree. Yeah Roto will trash this though.

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix

Check me out I'm

37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix

hedging my bets yet again.

38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid

I got a lot riding on you here, 'raid. You best shut Face's Face down. Like way down. Way down dead down, foo'. Gangsta.

39) Most Helpful Member
Big D

This award is ridiculous to predict because it's someone different every damn time.

40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF

And then Loony BoB and smittenkitten will win by 80 votes.

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji

Some of these people stand no chance whatsoever but eh, it's not like you commoners understand what we're looking for. Anyway I'm going for Momiji because it's apparent we're starting a trend of CK-SS so maybe you all think that's what staff want. (Pro-tip, Justin: Stop modwhoring. And stop arguing with CKs when they tell you to stop modwhoring. And don't message me to argue with me about this! I am right! You are wrong! Bow to my might! Bow to it! *shakes fist*)

42) Get Banned
Aerith's Knight

You shouldn't have told people you found it offensive to be voted for this, dude. Show any sign of weakness to these people and they'll be all over you like a drunken Rye on prom night.

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry

Her or Yaridovich. As I went with Yaridovich a lot earlier, I guess I should give her a chance.

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee

crap-shoot. Army of drooling fans etc. etc. heard it all before. I need a new term for them. Empire of Slobbering Vagrants. Yeah. That ought to do nicely. Jojo has an Empire of Slobbering Vagrants who love her which, while it might not be enough to conquer in more clearcut Ciddies like best RM/FS, will definitely give her the edge in these "who cares just pick one" Ciddies.

45) Be trolled
The Ceej

His little freakout in the FOX thread has won him the prize.

46) Be Santa
Loony BoB

Man with beard who likes little kids? Yeah that's our BoB alright.

47) Be Santa's little helper
Marshall Banana

=O (hi whenever I see your LJ icon in Rye's LJ I have to move my head in time with it please stop hypnotising me)

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto

Big fat asian. Gotta be.

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Demon Dude

mmmmbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

50) Get Together
Rye & Marshall Banana

I don't know. This one could go any which way but I figured you're all perverts and you love lesbians so.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm on it, AG

[Goldenboko]

'43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry'

Didn't scrumpleberry win Best Regular last ciddies?

[Psychotic]

No.

[Rocket Edge]

1) Best Member
Flying Mullet

2) Best Male
Rantzien

3) Best Female
rubah

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder

5) Best Cid's Knight
Flying Mullet

6) Best Site Staff
rubah

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Big D

8) Best Veteran
Pureghetto

9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr

11) Nicest Member
scrumpleberry

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Rantzien

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Ko Ko

15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien

16) Most Dangerous Female
Jojee

17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal

18) Best Post
How To Get To Heaven When You Die

19) Best Custom Rank
Flying Mullet

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl

21) Best Signature
crono_logical

22) Best Artist
black orb

23) Best Graphic Designer
Polaris

24) Best Writer
Ouch!

25) Best Poet
Momiji

26) Best Poster
Big D

27) Best Spammer
Rantzien

28) Best Chatter
rubah

29) Best Usernoter
Sagensyg

30) Funniest Member
DK

31) Weirdest Member
Evastio

32) Horniest Member
Rye

33) Most Underrated Member
Wolf Kanno

34) Most Improved Member
Yaridovich

35) Most Missed Member
roto13

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Dreddz

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Dreddz

38) Most Helpful Techy
Baloki

39) Most Helpful Member
rubah

40) Cutest Couple
rubah & Hsu


Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Ouch!

42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Evastio

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Goldenboko

45) Be trolled
Demon Dude

46) Be Santa
Loony BoB

47) Be Santa's little helper
smittenkitten

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Big D

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
~*~Celes~*~

50) Get Together
Goldenboko & Demon Dude

[Momiji]

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji

Some of these people stand no chance whatsoever but eh, it's not like you commoners understand what we're looking for. Anyway I'm going for Momiji because it's apparent we're starting a trend of CK-SS so maybe you all think that's what staff want. (Pro-tip, Justin: Stop modwhoring. And stop arguing with CKs when they tell you to stop modwhoring. And don't message me to argue with me about this! I am right! You are wrong! Bow to my might! Bow to it! *shakes fist*)

Yes, sir. I'll be good from now on. :kaobeg: <!-- You know I'll always submit to you. ;D -->

[Madame Adequate]

1) Best Member
Flying Mullet

I think it's between FM and Psy. I think Big D and Rye have a shot, but I'm fairly sure this one is FM's.

2) Best Male
Rantzien

Yeah.

3) Best Female
Rye

Don't really see this going to one of the others, wonderful as they are.

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder

I'll go with Del because BoB's been pretty quiet lately.

5) Best Cid's Knight
Flying Mullet

Pretty sure he'll run away with this one.

6) Best Site Staff
Momiji

By virtue of being the only one who anyone knows of.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian

Just a wild guess here.

8) Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF

Just going by what the majority of other predictions have said tbh.

9) Best Regular
Akaria

On account of huge win.

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr

Because Gwawr is, in fact, the best newbie. Though that means I should have picked one of the others, because when do the Ciddies get it right lololol

11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana

Which is ironic, because she is totally evil, but only to me.

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

When B^U was going to quit, Bunny encouraged him to carry on.

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Rantzien

Not enough exposure of many of the others.

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Rye

I am obliged to by virtue of dating Rye. But tbqh I think it's really between her and MB anyway.

15) Most Dangerous Male
Momiji

I think people will enjoy the lulz.

16) Most Dangerous Female
ShlupQuack

Between her and foa. Neither take any crap.

17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal

If it's anything else, I will reform myself, spend many years working to become a CK, and then an admin, and once there I shall ban every single person who voted otherwise, because that is one of the best things on the internet.

18) Best Post
The splendid picture thread of wearing برقع

Furry Ceej edition. Though I personally like the MB/Rantz strawberry duel more, I think the temptation to troll Ceejykins is just too much.

19) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus

Because it is.

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl

People seem to approve.

21) Best Signature
crono_logical

Absolutely no idea. Shot in the dark.

22) Best Artist
Rocket Edge

Another wild guess.

23) Best Graphic Designer
Polaris

Yep, guess.

24) Best Writer
Ouch!

Maybe. Far from a solid prediction.

25) Best Poet
Necronopticous

If he's been posting lately, him, on account of it being astounding.

26) Best Poster
Flying Mullet

Folks gotta suck up to the new CK, right?

27) Best Spammer
Baloki

Because I worry some people may confuse "best" with "most profligate".

28) Best Chatter
rubah

No idea at all.

29) Best Usernoter
Rantzien

He's great elsewhere, he prolly is in there as well.

30) Funniest Member
Rantzien

No real contest, unless people vote for the unintentional comedy provided by The Ceej.

31) Weirdest Member
The Ceej

No contest.

32) Horniest Member
Nominus Experse

Does he talk about much else?

33) Most Underrated Member
Noctiluca

Just got a feeling.

34) Most Improved Member
Aerith's Knight

Don't know why a couple were on there as they were always awesome.

35) Most Missed Member
roto13

Owen's advantage of being dead won't trump the immediacy of roto's banning.

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Dreddz

Possibly. Could be Nec.

37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix

Just a guess.

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O

Between him and clout, I think.

39) Most Helpful Member
Flying Mullet

Gotta be either Big D or FM. I'm giving it to FM due to CKness and being more active recently.

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten

Despite them barely being around, despite the near-total lack of bf/gf interaction on the actual forums - when don't they win? (SPOILER)When AG is someone other than BoB Oh yeah I went there my years of bitterness and cynical belief in corruption is coming through.

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji

Seems to be the way public sentiment is blowing.

42) Get Banned
Momiji

Mainly because I think people will appreciate the CK/Ban juxtaposition.

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry

Could also be Yarid. But I'll go with scrumptious.

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Raebus

Well, he has been caught in the act of being an underage Olympic gymnast, so...

45) Be trolled
The Ceej

Yep.

46) Be Santa
Rye

She slides down your hole a cristmas

47) Be Santa's little helper
I'm my own MILF

This assumes I am correct about 46. The two of us are very likely to be paired up here. If either isn't one of us, I don't think the other will be.

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto

azn

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej

It's a shame this one can only have one winner. I can think of half the forum who qualifies.

50) Get Together
Rye & Marshal Banana

Though maybe I am biased due to living in constant fear of it.

[LunarWeaver]

1) Best Member
Rantzien

He will most likely sweep these Ciddies with his Swedish voodoo and jibba-jabba.

2) Best Male
Psychotic

The last letter in his name is a c and cool starts with c and cool people get Ciddies and this is a very logical way of doing things.

3) Best Female
Rye

She's a hot pair of shades.

4) Best Administrator
ShlupQuack

My Magic Eight Ball told me to.

5) Best Cid's Knight
Flying Mullet

Well, who doesn't like him. He flies! He bikes! He can open doors with his ass!

6) Best Site Staff
Momiji

Because Mulley got the other one.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Big D

8) Best Veteran
Pureghetto

A lot of people enjoyed that Pikachu zippity.

9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest

He seems the most active and stuff. I pretend he harvests smurfs even though that's not what the name means.

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr

Woman plays the harp, foo'.

11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana

She's very adorable and pleasant.

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

I bet he's nice, though.

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky

It will be him or Levian, but he's been around more recently. Sky's sig is like having sex with LCD too. That helps.

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy

She's very cute, what can ya do.

15) Most Dangerous Male
theundeadhero

Isn't this guy in the military? Doesn't he own a hat? I dunno, but he's my guess.

16) Most Dangerous Female
ShlupQuack

I think she's a teacher or something. Teachers carry guns these days.

17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal

Every day a new excuse to sue is born.

18) Best Post
How To Get To Heaven When You Die

It was depressing yet funny.

19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder

It's the only one I currently remember and I don't feel like checking.

20) Best Avatar
Award Girl

21) Best Signature
Rantzien

It's scary, but in the good way, like Roseanne Barr.

22) Best Artist
black orb

23) Best Graphic Designer
Jojee

She's had an awful lot of sparkle recently.

24) Best Writer
Goldenboko

He wrote me a letter once declaring his jealousy of my large Christmas tree. It was a nice write.

25) Best Poet
themagicroundabout

He wrote something I liked. If I like it, everyone should. I like Pushing Daisies by the way, buy the DVDs and resurrect it.

26) Best Poster
Big D

He knows how to hammatime.

27) Best Spammer
Baloki

28) Best Chatter
rubah

29) Best Usernoter
Rantzien

Every little thing that you say or do! I'm hung up! I'm hung up on you! Waitin' for your call baby night and day!

30) Funniest Member
Rantzien

He even quips at funerals.

31) Weirdest Member
Evastio

I think people will vote for Evastio to hear what he'll say.

32) Horniest Member
Nominus Experse

The man has a lot of taffy to give.

33) Most Underrated Member
Yaridovich

Yari yer mom.

34) Most Improved Member
Aerith's Knight

*Victory Fanfare*

35) Most Missed Member
roto13

Playa, please.

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix

37) Most Helpful Gamer
SeedRankLou

He's of high rank.

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O

He's helped me a few times in the past, so here we are.

39) Most Helpful Member
Big D

His advice taught me the sky is the limit and brushing your teeth is good.

40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF

They're a pretty prevalent and cute couple.

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rantzien

Swish, mofro!

42) Get Banned
Aerith's Knight

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Yaridovich

I think it could happen. Then again, he has red hair, and nobody likes those.

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Levian

I just don't know.

45) Be trolled
The Ceej

I'll bet money and 2 pairs of socks on it.

46) Be Santa
Loony BoB

He'd look good in the hat.

47) Be Santa's little helper
Marshall Banana

She'd look good in his pocket.

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Rantzien

Why not.

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Psychotic

I felt he needed more predictions.

50) Get Together
Rye & Marshal Banana

Everyone loves a lesbian! Unless they're the lumberjack kind that wears flannel, but that is not the case here.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm on it, AG

Awesomesauce. Many thanks!

[Shiny]

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Lekana

I am told she posts a lot of pictures of her sticking out her boobs which is good enough for my prediction!

What do you mean "I am told"? You don't see them? They're as clear as day!

3) Best Female
Rye

I think you meant to put Agrias.

I will be doing my predictions shortly. Just gotta get my crystal ball.

[Psychotic]

I'm never listening to you again!