I was just thinking about making this! I will get to posting predictions later. :]
I predict butthurt.
I make my usual prediction.
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1) Best Member
Psychotic
I can see Psychotic winning this, I got a strong feeling.
2) Best Male
Psychotic
Same as above reason.
3) Best Female
Rye
Rye always does well in the ciddies, and think one will be no exception.
4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB
Yeah, I think so!
5) Best Cid's Knight
Flying Mullet
Just a random guess here. xD
6) Best Site Staff
rubah
Rubah's been very popular recently, so I think she will get this one.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian
Yeah, no real reason here.
8) Best Veteran
Quin
He was nominated for best member, so I can't see why he wouldn't win this.
9) Best Regular
Værn
Hmm, I have a vibe about this one.
10) Best Newbie
Nice
Gwawr is close, but I think Nice will win this one!
11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana
Surely! The strawberry queen will reign supreme.
12) Evilest Member
Bunny
This should be simple enough.
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Levian
I have a strong feeling the females on EoFF will be rallying together for Levian here.
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy
Same as above, just with males instead. =p
15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien
Not really sure here. =/ But Rantziens pretty lethal.
16) Most Dangerous Female
Jojee
=D
17) Best Thread
EoFF Reunion
I have a feeling this will win, a strong feeling.
18) Best Post
Mafia IX: Ace Edition Game Over - Mafia Victory -
All the mafia players will rally together I think.
19) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus
Mold anus? Yes!
20) Best Avatar
Del Murder
Doesn't he always win this?
21) Best Signature
Del Murder
Hmm, probably.
22) Best Artist
black orb
Must win!
23) Best Graphic Designer
Jojee
I think Jojee will get it this year! Polaris hasn't been quite as active as usual.
24) Best Writer
Behold the Void
Behold the Void always wins.
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude
I have a horrible feeling, a horrible, horrible feeling.
26) Best Poster
I'm my own MILF
He seems like a top contender.
27) Best Spammer
Baloki
Baloki was made for this award.
28) Best Chatter
rubah
I went onto chat once, and Rubah was there. I am assuming she will win this.
29) Best Usernoter
Evastio
Only because he is hilarious with his self obsessiveness.
30) Funniest Member
Rantzien
I think Rantzien will win, despite the fact that the Ceej is hilarious.
31) Weirdest Member
Blue Harvest
Freak.
32) Horniest Member
TyphoonThaReapa
Typhoon is the original pimp.
33) Most Underrated Member
Sergeant Hartman
He is well underrated!
34) Most Improved Member
Demon Dude
I don't think I've improved at all, I'm just predicting myself because somebody has to. xD
35) Most Missed Member
Resha
=(
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
I'm my own MILF
Probably.
37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57
He should win this, even though he is quite unactive now.
38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O
Go face!
39) Most Helpful Member
rubah
Ya!
40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
They usually win this!
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji
He seems the most likely to win this.
42) Get Banned
Baloki
I've been nominated for this twice now, and I'm never banned. Baloki will win for sure.
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Momiji
Momiji has actually won ciddies before, just as poetically pathetic. He will win this anyway.
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee
No idea.
45) Be trolled
Demon Dude
Meh
46) Be Santa
Rye
?
47) Be Santa's little helper
I'm my own MILF
They go together.
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto
I dunno.
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Aerith's Knight
Just because he hates the insulting ones.
50) Get Together
Goldenboko & Demon Dude
GOGOGOGO!
Okay, here's my predictions.
1) Best Member
Psychotic
I see it coming.
2) Best Male
Rantzien
I really think he's got a shot!
3) Best Female
Rye
It's gonna happen.
4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB
As much as I want to say Samuraid, I see the obvious happening here.
5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic
*shrug*
6) Best Site Staff
rubah
Allieallieallie taught me how to do Site Staff stuff, so I really think she deserves this!
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian
Probably.
8) Best Veteran
It's hard to say! I think Boko, Hux, and PG have the best chance, but I think Hux will take it overall.
9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest
Ummmmmmm....um...
10) Best Newbie
Peach of Mist
I don't really know what everyone thinks of the listed newbies, so I'm just going to pick the one with the Peach+FFIV sig.
11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana
With any luck, it's gonna happen.
12) Evilest Member
Bunny
I guess?]
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Rantzien
Come on. I have one word. Eyebrows.
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Rye
Most likely.
15) Most Dangerous Male
Old Manus
How can a person on a forum be 'dangerous'? Random pick.
16) Most Dangerous Female
fire_of_avalon
Yeah, probably.
17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal
None of the other threads compare to the comedy gold that came out of this thread. None of them.
18) Best Post
Mafia IX: Ace Edition Game Over - Mafia Victory - Town of Failure Destroyed
Overwhelming Mafia player landslide vote predicted.
19) Best Custom Rank
Flying Mullet
Someone will rent it out someday...
20) Best Avatar
Award Girl
Cid with girly hair? How could you go wrong?
21) Best Signature
crono_logical
S-sorry. Each .gif hypnotized me.
22) Best Artist
black orb
Certainly the most deserving. Thanks for making old-school art for the oldskool skin!
23) Best Graphic Designer
Polaris
She made my Ichigo Mashimaro and my Kodomo no Jikan sigs, and they turned out beautifully.
24) Best Writer
Goldenboko
Probably.
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude
*sigh*
26) Best Poster
Rantzien
It's very rare for a post by this guy to not have me laughing.
27) Best Spammer
Demon Dude
The most likely?
28) Best Chatter
rubah
Strictly going by a #eoff perspective, she has this one, hands down.
29) Best Usernoter
Cz
Maybe?
30) Funniest Member
Rantzien
Yes.
31) Weirdest Member
The Ceej
Does it even require explanation?
32) Horniest Member
Rye
I've read your LJ before, you naughty girl.
33) Most Underrated Member
Noctiluca
34) Most Improved Member
Goldenboko
I think I can be confident in this prediction.
35) Most Missed Member
roto13
*sniff* COME BACK ;;
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix
Just maybe...
37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57
He seems to be the most helpful down there in the forum's nether regions.
38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
No contest.
39) Most Helpful Member
rubah
Sort of a reiteration from my Best Site Staff vote.
40) Cutest Couple
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana
Nothin' says cute quite like strawberries and puffer faces!
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Ouch!
Unexpected victory?
42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man
I still don't know why he HASN'T been banned yet.
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Momiji
Even though I've uh...won before.
Prediction recast:
Yaridovich
He's probably going to get this.
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Leen-Leen
The closest thing to one?
45) Be trolled
The Ceej
Seriously, now.
46) Be Santa
Loony BoB
I have no idea what this entails, so RANDOM GUESS!
47) Be Santa's little helper
rubah
I have no idea what this entails, so RANDOM GUESS!
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto
lol asl?
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej
It had to have happened at least once...
50) Get Together
Goldenboko & Demon Dude
Homo pairing, GO!
Last edited by Momiji; 12-08-2008 at 10:17 PM.
1) Best Member
Flying Mullet - Everyone is saying Psychotic, but he falls under the 'it's obvious he is going to win so I'll vote someone else to give them a chance' law. Yes, I have an honours degree in ciddie psychology
2) Best Male
Levian - Probably
3) Best Female
Rye - High forums coverage
4) Best Administrator
Del Murder - I forgot he is an admin
5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic - Doesn't mean he won't win anything though
6) Best Site Staff
Momiji - I think momiji is a pretty cool guy. eh wins best site staff and doesn't afraid of anything
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian - He's the only one who posts!
8) Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF - This one took me a while. And by a while, I mean about 30 seconds, which is 10 times more than the others so it is still relatively a while
9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest - Probably
10) Best Newbie
Gwawr - Hwyl fawr fy ffrind
11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana - Right now I am doing that blowing out the cheeks thing she does
it feels better than it should
12) Evilest Member
Bunny - He made my girlfriend miscarry true story
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky - it's me clouded sky casting firaga in this animated gif
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy - No of-age men admit voting for her but deep down inside they know they did
15) Most Dangerous Male
theundeadhero - hobgoblin makes you dangerous
16) Most Dangerous Female
ShlupQuack - The only people who read the comments are the people who are nominated in that category. Hello fire_of_avalon, Jojee, Lekana, Marshall Banana, NeoTifa, Rye, and ShlupQuack, how has your day been
17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal - smurf YOU ALL
18) Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2572562-post279.html
No comment is needed here
19) Best Custom Rank
Flying Mullet - I don't know any of them but I heard flying mullet is a pretty cool guy because eh fights aleins - oh wait I already did that joke
20) Best Avatar
Denmark - If you go west from the UK for a long long time you reach denmark
21) Best Signature
rubah - In other news, I just sneezed my cup of tea everywhere
22) Best Artist
scrumpleberry - I really need to clean it up
23) Best Graphic Designer
Polaris - As usual I have absolutely no idea with these awards so I'm just pointing my wang at the screen and choosing that one
24) Best Writer
Behold the Void - I look forward to his first erotic novel
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude - Because 9/10 people don't read EoFF's poetry
26) Best Poster
I'm my own MILF - I remember once somebody nominated a picture of Pamela Anderson or something for best poster. Those were good times.
27) Best Spammer
Baloki - He has ceased to be merely human
28) Best Chatter
Goldenboko - I just 'recieved an email from the Windows Live Team'. They better have a working way to enlarge my penis or I'm telling you I'm gonna cancel my subscription
29) Best Usernoter
Sagensyg - Nobody gives me usernotes because I never get round to returning them. js
30) Funniest Member
Psychotic - I just realised I haven't made a comment that is relevant to anything for the last 10 or so awards
31) Weirdest Member
The Ceej - Homo superior
32) Horniest Member
Blue Harvest - Can't think of anything to type here
33) Most Underrated Member
Sergeant Hartman - He had better win, goddamn it
34) Most Improved Member
Fonz - rinoagal
35) Most Missed Member
roto13 - Tough one
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Dreddz - SHOOTAN, FIGHTAN, STEALTHAN, GRINDAN GAEMS
37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix - I asked him once how to finish the 3rd level on Warzone 2100 and he actually flew over to do it for me
true story
but not really
38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O - Have you noticed this guy's username looks like a weird face
39) Most Helpful Member
Big D - Good times
40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF - I think they're lying
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rye - In the words of Gerald Ford, it is inevitable.
42) Get Banned
Aerith's Knight - Because it's a roundabout way of insulting him
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry - The grass was greener
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Raebus - I thought he already was
45) Be trolled
The Ceej - Hey Ceej I heard that they put short clips of purchasable merchandise inbetween segments on TV in order to con you into buying them in real life jesus man we can't stand for this
46) Be Santa
Rye - It's alright if you come down my chimney in the nude this year brah
47) Be Santa's little helper
I'm my own MILF - It logically follows
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Roogle - Please continue the roocy show ;_;
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej - Wow he's cleaning up this year
50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself - I want to know who the other person was who nominated this goddamn it
brb suicide
there was a picture here
This thread is for predicting. So I'm not going to simply make my votes my predictions. I'm going to say who I think will win each category.
There should be a badge for the person with the most correct predictions.
1) Best Member
Psychotic
2) Best Male
Psychotic
3) Best Female
Rye
4) Best Administrator
Del Murder
5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic
6) Best Site Staff
Momiji
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian
8) Best Veteran
Pureghetto
9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest
10) Best Newbie
Nice
11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana
12) Evilest Member
Bunny
Bunny's a bastard.
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Rye
Whom are we kidding.
15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien
16) Most Dangerous Female
fire_of_avalon
17) Best Thread
EoFF's Next Top Model
That thread exploded.
18) Best Post
How To Get To Heaven When You Die
It changed my life.
19) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus
lulz.
20) Best Avatar
Del Murder
She'll win this, much to my chagrin.
21) Best Signature
rubah
22) Best Artist
black orb
23) Best Graphic Designer
Sagensyg
24) Best Writer
Goldenboko
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude
26) Best Poster
Big D
27) Best Spammer
Baloki
28) Best Chatter
rubah
I see rubahs everytime I visit #eoff.
29) Best Usernoter
Noctiluca
Noctikins leaves the best notes. love:
30) Funniest Member
Rantzien
31) Weirdest Member
A Most Loved Man
32) Horniest Member
Blue Harvest
If BH hasn't come onto you yet, then you're BH.
33) Most Underrated Member
Noctiluca
I'll bet you don't even know who he is.
34) Most Improved Member
Yaridovich
People keep telling me I'm taking this one.
35) Most Missed Member
Roto13
If I see another "Where's Roto" thread, I'm killing the OP.
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Tavrobel
37) Most Helpful Gamer
SeedRankLou
38) Most Helpful Techy
Baloki
39) Most Helpful Member
Flying Mullet
40) Cutest Couple
rubah & Hsu
I call them "Stubah," much like one would say "Brangelina" or "Tomkat".
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji
It's inevitable.
42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Yaridovich
I heard I'm taking this one, too.
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Leen-Leen
45) Be trolled
The Ceej
Poor Ceej.
46) Be Santa
Loony BoB
Baloki's been creating fake accounts just to stuff the ballot box with votes for BoB in this category.
47) Be Santa's little helper
smittenkitten
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
The Summoner of Leviathan
I guess anything's possible.
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej
He'll win this one too, I'm afraid.
50) Get Together
Goldenboko & Demon Dude
It's funny 'cause this makes them gay.
I predict the Ciddies will be a happy and respectful occasion, and that losers will not be angry or upset at losing, but will sincerely congratulate the winners. Everyone will get along, and we'll all celebrate what a great place EoFF is.
PS: smurf this popularity contest, I'm leaving forever.