I have decided to do real predictions this year. Feel free to laugh at me when I get them wrong.
1) Best Member
Flying Mullet
This is the year of the Mullet. I break tradition by not picking Psychotic for a category he is nominated for!
2) Best Male
Psychotic
I think people will vote Mulley for Best Member and give this to Psy as a consolation.
3) Best Female
Rye
She is still one of the most active and visible people here.
4) Best Administrator
Del Murder
I simply am the best. If Samuraid wins this I will accept defeat because he does stuff I can't do. If any other admin wins this (especially that slacker BoB) I will ban half the population of EoFF.
5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic
I have a biased view of this award because I know what goes on behind the scenes. I think this will be a fiercely competitive award between Psy and Mullet, with possibly rubah and Miriel mixed in.
6) Best Site Staff
Momiji
People will be voting Mullet for the 'major' awards so he won't get this one. Momiji is pretty visible.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian
Lev is the most active of this bunch and also he deserves it, though I would prefer it if he was up for Award #5.
8) Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF
Tough call! But I give it to MILF due to his Rye connections.
9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest
To show how dated I am I don't even know that much about this guy except that he will win this award and probably also Horniest.
10) Best Newbie
WulfyGirl
Not a lot of visible newbies this time around so I think the mafia players will win this for her. Trolling always gets you noticed so Nice is also a possibility.
11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana
I think most of these people are equally nice but MB will probably win due to her avatar campaigning. She went about that a lot nicer than most members would have (and did).
12) Evilest Member
Bunny
Most of these people aren't even that evil, but Bunny is definitely evil.
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky
Guess based on buzz. Don't really look at picture threads.
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Lekana
I am told she posts a lot of pictures of her sticking out her boobs which is good enough for my prediction!
15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien
Going with the 'dasingly dangerous' Sean Connery James Bond vote. If we go with the 'deadly dangerous' Daniel Craig James Bond vote then the winner is obviously hero because he SNIPES PEOPLE FOR A LIVING.
16) Most Dangerous Female
fire_of_avalon
foa can kick everyone's ass and I don't see this as a contest at all.
17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal
Why are all the 'best threads' ones where people get made fun of?
18) Best Post
The splendid picture thread of wearing
I'm predicting cute girl + amusing animated gif is the equation for success here.
19) Best Custom Rank
rubah
This is a hard one to call. Going with the colored rank plus rubah is popular and I need to predict her more for stuff.
20) Best Avatar
Award Girl
My avatar is much cooler but Award Girl is very visible during the Ciddies and is always a threat in these awards.
21) Best Signature
Rantzien
As I am typing this I don't even know what Rantzien's sig is but he's the favorite pick for most awards.
22) Best Artist
black orb
black orb always wins this award and he is the only artist promoting his work for this award.
23) Best Graphic Designer
Jojee
I'm guessing Jojee because of all the annoying animated gifs she makes.
24) Best Writer
Ouch!
Behold the Void is usually the favorite so I'll pick my boy the underdog.
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude
I don't think anyone cares about this award so they'll vote Demon Dude because he's who he is.
26) Best Poster
Rantzien
Time for Rantzien to start running the table. I almost predicted Big D in an upset but I didn't.
27) Best Spammer
Baloki
I think people think Baloki is a good spammer even though I think he is just annoying.
28) Best Chatter
rubah
I haven't set one e-toe into the chatroom in years but this is the easiest award to predict.
29) Best Usernoter
Evastio
I think this guy leaves user notes. Another hard one since I don't use them much.
30) Funniest Member
Rantzien
People can't get enough of this dude.
31) Weirdest Member
A Most Loved Man
Even though he's faking it you have to be weird to even want to fake it.
32) Horniest Member
Blue Harvest
Apparently this guy is horny.
33) Most Underrated Member
Sergeant Hartman
This is a tough one, because if they are super underrated they won't even get the votes to win this. Also how is a Cid's Knight underrated?
34) Most Improved Member
Aerith's Knight
He wins this award because it's true.
35) Most Missed Member
roto13
Come on, give me a hard one...
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Necronopticous
I probably got this wrong. I don't visit the gaming scene much anymore.
37) Most Helpful Gamer
BG-57
This guy is pretty helpful if he still posts.
38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
Sam's consolation prize for the Best Admin snub.
39) Most Helpful Member
Big D
I'm helpful? D is still one of the best people here so I wanted to pick him for an award. Also I voted for him.
40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF
I agree that the banana might be cute enough to win this on her own but Rye's popularity wins out.
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rantzien
Everyone really likes this guy. I know who the next CK is going to be but I'm not telling.
42) Get Banned
A Most Loved Man
Hmmm, what is the members' perception of who is going to be banned? I don't really know.
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Yaridovich
The most popular person on this list.
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee
Jojee is a short skinny Asian girl who has posted plenty of pics to prove this, and that's all it takes for this award.
45) Be trolled
The Ceej
People like to make fun of this guy.
46) Be Santa
Loony BoB
I don't know why this is an obvious pick but it is. I would never accept a 'present' from Loony BoB.
47) Be Santa's little helper
Rye
Could have gone with the obvious BoB+smitten combo but Rye posts in a tiny font which makes her even more elf like.
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto
He could very well be this.
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Demon Dude
He could very well be this.
50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself
Either people pick the one that is the most amusing or the one that would piss the people off the most. I'm going with amusing.