I can't open the bottle

[Jiro]

My handedness is confusing. I only do one thing with my left hand. Sadly, that thing is writing. So, I don't know if my right hand is dominant or my left is...

I knew I should've added that option, dang it.

One of my hands is a hook so I don't really have a choice.

You could use the hook to stab a hole in the bottle/can, couldn't you?