The birth of a most glorious and beautiful man

DK · 12-10-2008, 03:16 PM

Feast your eyes upon the divine presence of Keith, a man so heroic that Greek tragedies sprout up around him from the ground that he walks on. There are many words that could be used to describe Keith, Genius, Legend and Rentboy to name but a few. But today the right words to use would be "a little bit older", and so we celebrate the birth of one of life's great mysteries. The riddle of how one man could simultaneously be such a legend and yet such a failridden bag of balls is one that is unlikely to be solved in our lifetimes, but it all just adds to the man's appeal. We forgive his random acts of failure because he is a beautiful man and because his middle class white boy discovering gangster rap music and becoming a pot head antics brighten our days. Overall he is a man of the highest quality and deserves to be on the pedistal he stands upon.

So yes. Let us join our voices as one and rejoice this monumental day!

Happy Birthday dued I love you hope you have a good one

**Rye** · 12-10-2008, 03:25 PM

Keith is so cool that he passed a giant horny black man demanding money for "security" unscathed.

hb hb keith~ <3

**Madame Adequate** · 12-10-2008, 03:34 PM

yes son, you succeed at aging

Happy birthday you magnificent bastard, here's to many more legendary stories about insane weekends.

**Flying Mullet** · 12-10-2008, 03:34 PM

and have a good one!

**Rantz** · 12-10-2008, 03:41 PM

Whoa Red Pill Whoa. You were one of my heroes when I first joined. Nowadays you're a little trashy :-* Have a good one and such!

***Psychotic*** · 12-10-2008, 03:48 PM

Happy birthday, old chap. Do go on more crazy adventures and post about them. Then I may pretend to be you for a little while longer because you're so dreamy.