Okay okay Rantzien, calm down. they're probably just here for your abusive neighbour. They don't know about... they can't know about the crystal. It's safely tucked away in the underwear drawer and it hasn't made anyone disappear for weeks! How could they know? Oh man.

OH MY GOD THEY'RE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR

I'LL GO AWAY FOR LIFE

Maybe... maybe I'll just use it against them. No, Rantzien, you can't think that! The others were accidents! Like George who came over to play video games, but for some reason had to go near that drawer when I was in the kitchen. Or the vacuum salesman. He just barged in and started cleaning the living room. I can still remember the sound of them being sucked into the crystal's vortex, like when the last water is sucked into the bathtub drain.

But they're here to take me away! I'm... I'm stuck in here! It's my only way to survive. I must trap them in the crystal. I'm not even sure how it works, though! I can hear them now, they're screaming through the door.

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Rantzien donned his magical moogle suit that kept him safe from the crystal's powers and grabbed the crystal from the drawer. He could still see the now miniature salesman and other victims inside the crystal, some running around, tearing their hair out, others crying in despair. He screamed to the policemen: "I'm coming out! Don't shoot!" and opened the door. Two officers were outside. Rantzien threw the crystal at one of them, shouting "Alakazam!"

"Ow, what the hell", said the targetted policeman, "Stop throwing glass at me! In the name of the law!" No vortex appeared. The other policeman quickly walked in and handcuffed the now dazed and confused Rantzien, and said as he led him to the police car: "You're under arrest for being a damn furry. And for throwing glass at people, have some manners, dude!"

Rantzien was killed in prison when the other inmates found out he was highly delusional and generally not right in the head.