I would be taken into custody after barricading myself inside of a small grocery store with nothing but my fists, a single grenade, and small supply of canned vegetables. After a six hour showdown, in which I assaulted several police officers with aforementioned canned vegetables, I would be taken into custody for the crime of several overdue library books. After a long battle with the courts, I would be sentenced to three years in Sing Sing, followed by twelve years probation.

I will not go quietly into the night. I will not vanish without a fight!