It'll probably be another incident in which the neighbours call the police and tell them that I'm shooting at them with an air rifle. I'll have to hide my "air rifle" then, which is actually a bunch of fire crackers I was throwing around
If I could not talk my way out of trouble, I would fight back with my super blunt katana and incapacitate the officers. Then I would grow a beard and flee to Mexico with my friend, they'll never think to look there!