I run around the corner as they chase me, quickly pull off my false outfit revealing my business suit, do a heel-turn 180 and walk back around calmly.

"Hey, buddy, you're under arrest!" they say.
"Who, me? I am a business man, merely returning home from a busy day at the office!"
"But... you look just like him, but in a business suit!"
"I take offense, sir! Who is your superior officer?! I must speak with him at once!"
"Oh, no, I've already got two strikes with the chief -"
"Well, then, I recommend you hurry on and catch that horrible criminal!"

Then I return to my kiddie porn dungeon, escaping the law yet again.