EoFF's members need help. Here is a list of the many things I believe they have needed help with.
- How do I tie my shoes?
- How do I breathe in and out?
- Do my homework for me.
- I like a girl. Should I ask her out?
- Okay, I'm going to ask her out, how do I do that?
- She said yes and I'm going on a date with her, what do I do?
- I was rude to her, I can't believe she dumped me!
- I need to invade Czechoslovakia. Any pointers?
- My computer is broken.
- My computer is still broken.
- Okay, I installed this "Linux" like you said and now it's really broken.
- I keep getting these urges to stab people. Help!
- How do I make a thread on an internet forum asking people for help?
- EoFF is broken.
- Yes guys it sure is broken.
- Hello? Any admins?
- I'm so lonely.
- How do I win the most Helpful Ciddie?
All of them very pressing issues. And who has come to our rescue in our time of need? I will now attempt to sum up the nominees in three words each.
Big D - Witty kiwi sage.
Del Murder - I make mafia.
Demon Dude - Land of misery.
Flying Mullet - Makes Ciddies; love.
Leeza -
rubah - buy a mac~
Samuraid - It's codin' time.
My final three words are this: Who will win?!