I take a lot of pleasure in writing this speech, because it gives me a chance to poke fun at the nominees. Rather than fill this up with filler text, I'm going straight to them:
~*~Celes~*~:
I can't do it, I can't poke fun at Kari. She's too awesome and speshul. There's not much to suggest she was dropped as an infant. I think those of you who nominated her were just being mean
Aerith's Knight:
A very likely candidate to have been dropped on his head as a child. It would sure explain a lot anyway.
Demon Dude:
He wasn't just dropped as a child, he was thrown out of the dumbass tree and he hit every branch on the way down. When he hit the ground he stood up, smiled, and shouted "again!" He was then eaten by a grue.
Lekana:
If she was dropped, it didn't do her any damage. Not with those giant airbags
NeoTifa:
Now really, why does she have such a bad reputation? Is she weird? Yes. Does she make random posts? Of course she does. But she's not as bad as everyone thinks she is. She was definitely dropped as a child though
Psychotic:
Just his username implies he was not only dropped as a child, but used as a football. He had a very abusive upbringing that ultimately led to destructive behaviour in his teenage years. As an adult he got involved in drugs and gangs, and ended up as Godfather of the Vanilla Town Mafia. He died aged 84, shot by a sniper as he pleasured his 47th wife.
Sagensyg:
His parents have apologised time and time again for accidently dropping him down the stairs whilst high. Last month he finally reached an out of court settlement with them, netting him over ?50,000. He plans to donate the money to Team Rocket's research department in hopes that they can finally invent a machine capable of catching Pikachu.
The Ceej:
As a nominee for Weirdest Member, it makes sense that he was dropped.