Be Santa's little helper
This award was mean't to be one of the more favoured awards, well I disagree. Santa's little helper is a polite way of saying your Santa's little bitch. You have to work all year while he only budges once every year. Well to hell with that. On the eve of Christmas a rebellion against Santa and his reindeers occurred. These are the accounts following the people who lead the uprising:
I'm my own MILF
MILF held a debate with Santa asking for justice. He asked for better facilities and stated that the stardust has been out of date since 1892 and was messing up the toys. When all hope was lost, he went mad with an exclusive Lapland aerosol can with matches and destroyed half of Lapland (of course not destroying the beloved Archie Comics). However, it appeared he went too mad killed himself in the inferno. On hearing of his legend, the elves kicked into gear and this was the reason behind the rebellion. Rye delivers flowers by his headstone on Sundays.
Marshall Banana & smittenkitten
In fact, these two elves planned on doing nothing, complaining of cold feet. They snuck into Santa's lair, threw on Sleeping Beauty, and watched the majority of it while chaos was happening outside. It wasn't until the reindeers outside, who were causing such a ruckus that they decided to deal with it. As we all know you certainly don't want to mess with a two fiery redheads as they were about to find out. Smitten stole the reindeer?s hoff shoes, while Marshall banana broke Rudolf's nose. To celebrate, they ate iced strawberries, toasted with champagne, and sang Rudolf the purple nose reindeer. Disturbing.
rubah
While all of the pandemonium was happening around her, rubah was all the while thinking of a cunning plan. She lured Santa into a room and imprisoned him in his own living room. She asked for better pay, and for a remake of Final Fantasy VIII on the PS3. When he agreed, she was so delighted that she accepted his invitation to elope with him to sunny Barbados, where it was discovered he had a tab going at a local bar. Growing tired of her meaningless lifestyle she turned to politics, and created history by becoming the first elf to be National Ambassador for the country.
Psychotic
Psychotic wanted to fulfil the role of Santa after he disappeared to another country. He gathered up all the toys and sang a cringe-worthy version of Jingle bells while he left with the hoff less reindeer. He delivered the toys in record time, and was feeling very proud of himself until upon his return he a noticed a summons to court, for breach of Act VI (Not delivering the correct toys to each house). Although defended by Denzel Washington who gave an Oscar worthy performance, Psychotic the elf was found guilty on all charges and sentenced to 5 years in Laplatraz Prison. Of course, he escaped as soon as he got there as the prison was fully edible.
Rye & scrumpleberry
Both elves suffered massive head trauma with an explosion and didn't wake up until after the war was over. When they woke up to see nothing left of their home, they decided to move country and join EoFF to tell their tale. When they were labelled insane they decided to start a war of they're own on EoFF by destroying the picture thread and reopening the 'I HATE U SUPER DELETE' thread. In light of this, Del retaliated by banning both women and banishing them from the internet. Nobody really knows what happened to them, but rumour has it that scrumpleberry supposedly heads an art industry in underground Columbia, while Rye apparently sold her eventful story to Paramount Pictures for 5mill, who are now making it into a film. Sarah Silverman is being lined up for the role.
I was going to throw in a Sixth
Sense twist in there somewhere but hey, it?s Christmas.