Most likely to be trolled, eh? We'll see about that! Here I will speak special messages to you all from the heart.
~*~Celes~*~
Hey, Celes, me and Alan were talking while in bed last night about what we really think of you. Yeah, Alan said you're like a "totally grody hippo's toe". I told him he was wrong. You're definitely a sludge-filled old pinecone.
Aerith's Knight
Gotta be straight with you, dude. I'm Sephiroth. Yup. I killed your girlfriend. Want to know what else? After I stabbed her sweet little body, I teabagged her.
Demon Dude
Nobody likes you and you smell. Now leave my presence.
Evastio
I was speaking on the phone to Bill Cosby today. I...I dunno how to tell you this, man, so I'm going to straight out say it to you. Bill Cosby said "I can't stand Evastio. Talking to him is as painful as bodyboarding on a cactus!". Pretty harsh but hey, I'm just the messenger.
Goldenboko
Hey sweetie, I just wanted to tell you, babe, that you suck at mafia. In fact, darling, whenever we've been on the ^.^ same team honey, it was me carrying you -.- STOP GETTING WORKED UP YOU FOOL STOP IT I CAN SEE YOU BEING WORKED UP.
Miriel
Sex and the City was one of the worst pieces of trash I have ever had the misfortune to see. The women in it are all disgusting horse-faced whores. You think you deserve the perfect man, ladies? No, what you deserve is the perfect punch to the belly.
Momiji
Little girls aren't
that attractive, man.
The Ceej
Hi. I'm back.
Now all we do is sit back and wait for the insults to come rolling in, and we'll know who the Most Likely to be Trolled is. It's foolproof!