The EoFF Horniest Member Ciddie could be considered a dubious honour, but if the stereotypes are correct, then we're all sex-depraved nerds. However, our nominees are very, very,
very eager to prove that stereotype incorrect.
Our nominees could have earned their nominations a few different ways, whether by continually hitting on other members, frequent posting of innuendos, or just being downright sleazy. Never-the-less, our nominees have earned their place as the horniest members in our fair internet community, but there can only be one winner. Who will that winner be? Let's first see who our nominees are:
Blue Harvest - Blue Harvest, for some unknown reason, reminds me of my friend Josh and his innuendo of "fluffing your garfield". So BH, do you fluff your garfield?
Lekana - Lekana's location is "in your closet". That's prime positioning for leaping out and tackling someone onto their bed, no? She's
obviously horny if she's hiding in your closet!
Nominus Experse - I know nothing about Nominus, but here's a quote I found in his user notes.
I actually own a Snorlax plush that my girlfriend gave me, so I can literally say that I do touch him everyday.
He sits on the nightstand and watches the sex happen with a smile on his face. He's always smiling.
Rye - Rye made Sexy Slashfic, didn't she? I think that speaks for itself, really.
TyphoonThaReapa - This guy is obviously horny. Only really horny people use the pimp smilie as an avatar.
So, people of EoFF, who have you decided is the Horniest Member? Just be careful, they might celebrate their win by coming after you...