2)Best Male
It becomes clear after knowing a large group of people that some people just have a certain shine to them, an allure that is enough to make them recognized above the crowd as best. For some, it might be their dashing looks, for others, their wit and charm. For EoFF, things are a little different. We recognize people for being able to get the numbers of the most under aged females on the forums, dip their ?scrots? in the eternal words of that weird furry kid in their most mouths on Halo 3, and the ability to hit on men with many an
without having to invoke ?no homo? (incidentally, these people are the best at having people like Captain Maxx Power whine at them) These are the guys who do this the best:
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Breine
His long luscious locks and his bisexuality make more cream in pants than seen in an ?I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!? commercial.
He's also a really great person, from the land of the
Rose of the Prophet Muhammad and drawing terrorist cartoons. So don't mess.
Note: This is what happens when you try to upstage Breine in the creamy long hair department, bitch.
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Flying Mullet
A man with a fetish for the letter ?e?, Flying Mullet is supposedly descendant from the Spartans from 300, which is why he's so muscular, strong, and talks about dining with you in hell. I dunno, but the dining in hell part personally frightens me. He always does this thing that makes dolphins smile but I'm not sure what that is either. I asked Psychotic about it, but he won't tell me until I'm older.
This man has finally been recognized with the honor of becoming a Cid's Knight this year as well, and we are all so proud of him! He's a very funny and nice man. But that photo of him in his profile pic... his eyes follow you.
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Levian
The Great Hits: Levian the Norwegian Lady Feeler Volume I:
With hits such as:
Hello, my name is Daniel... here's my desk. I do homework here. Oh, I don't do any homework here. I do homework HERE, in my bed... oh my god, I fell down!
I will tell your smurfing Mom about everything that you have done, everything that you have done to me, I will kill your smurfing Dad, with my giant PAIR OF SCISSORS. smurf smurf smurf cock smurf smurf cock smurf smurf smurf smurf cock smurf cock SHANIA TWAIN. Shania Twain Cock.
I'mgonnasingalittlesongforyou... maybe I'm a french man, maybe I'm a frenchman. Maybe I'm just everything you've ever seen. I'm not one of those, those icky icky ones. I am just an alien that's really really strong. I can see your boobies. I can see your boobies. I can see your boobies and they're
sparkling like the stars. I can see your boobies. Sparkling like the stars. I. ATE. YOUR smurfING CAT BITCH. I ATE YOUR smurfING CAT BITCH. WHY ARE YOU CRYING. WHY ARE YOU CRYING. I ATE YOUR smurfING CAT. BITCH.
Nevada is a state that's shaped like a penis! Nevada is a state that's shaped like a penis!
Oh, and he likes that girl from Scream and her hard nips. I like Levian.
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Noctiluca
Baird: I know it's not right but... Noctiluca, let me make you mine tonight.
Noctiluca: Oh no, no, no baby, what if Leeza's cat hears?
Baird: Leeza's cat has fur in her ears.
Noctiluca: Oh baby, this just ain't right. But I'll never be able to sleep tonight... so... why don't you... make me. Yours. to... NIGHTTTTTT!
Baird: Bom bom bom bommmmmmmmm.
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Psychotic
My good friend Eliza is a man with a problem, and his problem is that he cannot stop posting about ways to kill people. The cause is Grand Theft Auto and that Hot Coffee. Paul obviously cannot handle his addiction to caffeine, because ever since he played those, he can't stop telling me weird things, like how he likes to dip his ?teabag? into Dan's mouth until it makes a nice froth in his mouth. Please petition to make Paul stop drinking coffee & tea.
I think it might be because he still hasn't gotten over Agent Proto. He likes to construct battleships on Second Life made of photos of Agent Proto while yelling ?MMMMMBRRRRR!? Maybe he needs a cold shower. Maybe, rubah needs to give his some ?savory finger?, whatever that means, Paul.I think it's a sandwich. Please tell me what that means.
Maybe we just need to give him some Chilled Tonic.
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Rantzien
If Rantzien Won:
That's all that's needed to be said. Besides the fact that he's a very handsome and kind fella!
that's awesome. Congratulations, scrumpleberry!
Originally Posted by Rye
2)Best Male
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