Originally Posted by
Psychotic
Oh look at her contorting her body in all that tight lycra. Wow, that's pretty ho...oh god she's only 14 isn't she OH GOD OH GOD RUSSIA WHY THE smurf DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ALL THAT MAKE UP ON HER I THOUGHT SHE WAS LEGAL YOU MOTHERsmurfERS.
Naturally, we have a strong showing of ladies from the continent of Asia. Jojee, Miriel and Leen-Leen. Having escaped from those Gymnastics Gulags to seek out freedom and Final Fantasy forums in the west, could one of these ladies take your vote?
The lone representative for the west is the young and excitable Jessweeee♪. Give those damn commies hell, ya hear!
For the gentlemen, we have the baby-faced and angellic Raebus and Goldenboko competing for the Gold. Will they score top marks on the parallel bars exercise, or will they go crashing into the gym mat?
Bizarrely, mature contestant Levian is also included. I think someone's trying to make a short joke here. Come on folks. Levian face is the new way to make fun of him. Short jokes are so 2007.
Now you know who the contestants are, let's discover who that coveted gold medal is going to!
