
Originally Posted by
Tavrobel
Site Staff Highwind Award
Why two? Isn't the opinion of the public enough?
No, you bloody, ignorant heap of masses. I will, of course stack my scorn and my distaste on you, because no one actually reads speeches. Instead, my powerful rhetoric will passively convince you all that the Site Staff are, in fact, awesome. Not only are we awesome, but we have acquired that which no one can ever have in the history of the world: a distaste for ourselves.
Now, keep your love locked down. Or else, you lose. Sure we can say that the Site Staff are lazy, full of sloth, and incredibly angry more than half of the time, but what matters most is that we, with enough time, get the job done. It's not enough that the public gets to choose, but within a community of people with special status, we too have our opinions, while we muse, smoke, and drink behind the glass.
Despite the opinions of the public, there is always work going on. The problem is that people don't always see it. What's the point of showing you if we ourselves aren't satisfied with it? The best opinion is the informed opinion. And frankly, we're pretty sure that we're informed. Three sections in the works, plans for about six more, and a constant drive for finding new information to provide is but the tip of the iceberg that Site Staff do. You just don't get to see it.
Ohh, and in case you haven't realized it by now, I'm pretty sure that Baloki deserves this Ciddie. Congratulations, dear friend.