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    Default Mafia XII: Game thread - Game Over, The silent town is silenced for good

    Donbot:


    It all happened on the night of the 12th of December.

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    BAM! Elzar was just spicing it up a notch in his restaurant, when a new customer walked in, covered by hood and coat. Elzar finished strangling his Neptunian slug and moved to serve this weirdo.

    “By gollies, you have 4 arms.”
    “Indeed, I do.”
    “But that’s two more than a normal person.”
    “Tell that to 12-legged Arnold in the alley.”
    “I wonder what they taste like..”
    “They go great with new Mars sauce, now can I take your orde- Wait, what?!”

    But before he could realize just how delicious his arms were, he was beaten to death with a week old bread.

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    Cubert woke up with a scream. He had a dream, an inventors dream, and all became clear to him. He knew how to modify the ship’s engine to make it move the universe faster. He couldn’t explain how he knew, he just knew.

    If only he knew that the ship’s neutrino radiation would liquefy his organs, but hey, we can’t know it all.

    The last thing Cubert saw before he melted into a puddle of blood and goo was a dark figure moving away and laughing after just spending an entire night whispering in a boy’s ear.

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    Oh, that Kif. He would do anything for his girlfriend Amy, but he was always feeling inadequate of one thing. The reproductive act. A dark figure in an alley told him that the best way to learn was practice, and where else would women want to be with him more than on Amazonia.

    So Kif, fool as he was, traveled to Amazonia for the secrets of Snoo-snoo.

    Idiot as he was, he died of extreme and sudden pelvic pulverization.

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    Hyperchicken was walking along 51st street, just back from a busy day at court. Five of his representatives were scentenced to death, one of those just came in for a parking ticket. Hyperchicken opened his briefcase and said: "Daddy done good." to his chicks. But before he could close it again he was pushed through a large door by a shrouded man in black.

    The building he was pushed in was a Kentucky fried chicken factory. Suffice to say, he died of explosive diarrhea and was sold to the first hapless customer to walk through as a discount bucket.

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    The town came together the following morning. They were shamed and outraged. “Shamed and outraged, I am!”, Fry said. The town could only conclude that one thing was happening.

    “Killer robots have taken over the planet! I’ll send wave after wave of my own men at them!”
    “Could one of my doomsday devices has been activated?”
    “Outraged and shamed, I am.”
    “Let’s.. all.. do.. what… hypnotoad.. wants…”
    “Pay attention to Zoidberg, maybe?”
    “I say we let Zoidberg clean it up, all in favor?”

    “Aye!”, It echoed in town. Ok, maybe they didn’t all conclude the same thing, but one of them did.

    “It’s the mafia, they always had a flair for dramatics”, the robot devil concluded. Nobody wanted to contradict the devil, mostly because he was right, but more mostly because he had a gold violin that looked painful to be beaten with. The whole town decided something had to be done.

    There is a disease in New New York, and it isn't sweaty boot rash.


    You have 24 hours until day 1 ends, so until 12:00 Jessweeee♪ time(GMT-6) on Sunday the 14th of December. All game discussion must be done in this thread. Any discussion about the game must be done in the discussion thread. Conformation to be done in this thread or by PM.

    All votes must be entered in the "##vote: Name" format.

    Please check all of the resources listed in the Discussion Thread or PM [M] Donbot if you are unclear on the rules.
    With 20 people, it takes 11 to lynch. Have fun!


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    [M] Amy
    [M] Bender
    [M] Calculon - Doctor, played by qwertysora
    [M] Robot Devil
    [M] Fry
    [M] Horrible Gelatinous Blob
    [M] Hermes
    [M] Hypnotoad - Caterer, played by edczxcvbnm
    [M] Leela - Mafia Goon, played by Lekana, replaced by Raistlin
    [M] Lrrr
    [M] Mom - Vanilla Townie, played by tidusluvr633
    [M] Morbo
    [M] Nibbler
    [M] President Nixon - Stuntman, played by Wulfygirl
    [M] Professor Farnsworth - Vanilla Townie, played by Tama2
    [M] Robot Santa - Vanilla Townie, played by Jiro
    [M] Scruffy - Vanilla Townie, played by leader of mortals
    [M] Tinny Tim
    [M] Zapp Brannigan
    [M] Zoidberg
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    Scruffy:


    Yay awesome!!!
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:12 PM.

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    Calculon:


    I think the hypnotoad has already won. All hail the hypnotoad. - Obligatory refrence to the power of the hypnotoad.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 05:28 PM.

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    Leela:


    Sweet. 20 people, that's not too bad for signups.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:12 PM.

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    Professor Farnsworth:


    Not bad at all. Looking forward to this one.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:28 PM.

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    Horrible Gelatinous Blob:


    I am here.

    I am a gelatinous blob that is horrible.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:34 PM.

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    Mom:


    hello! its me, mom!!
    Quote Originally Posted by [M] Professor Farnsworth View Post
    Not bad at all. Looking forward to this one.
    lol hi cutie whats up!!
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    Horrible Gelatinous Blob:


    ##Vote-[M] President Nixon
    There is no excuse to be a bad president! =(
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    Donbot:


    Keep in mind that the national silk surplus was his doing.

    Anyhoe, all votes like this: "##vote: xxxx" Please.

    Votecount

    President Nixon (1) - [M] Horrible Gelatinous Blob
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    Horrible Gelatinous Blob:


    My colon button does not work, Donbot. I have no choice.

    I'm being serious.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:34 PM.

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    Lrrr:


    Let's get this started PUNY HUMANS!!!

    Also my cape chafes a lot.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-30-2009 at 09:20 PM.

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    Horrible Gelatinous Blob:


    Quote Originally Posted by [M] Lrrr View Post
    Let's get this started PUNY HUMANS!!!

    Also my cape chafes a lot.
    I am not a human.

    I am a horrible blob.

    Hug me, you piece of nonhuman hawtsexx.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-30-2009 at 09:19 PM.

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    Leela:


    As long as you bring human horn this party is set to go
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:13 PM.

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    Horrible Gelatinous Blob:


    Oooh~
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-29-2009 at 11:35 PM.

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    Mom:

    Quote Originally Posted by [M] Horrible Gelatinous Blob View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by [M] Lrrr View Post
    Let's get this started PUNY HUMANS!!!

    Also my cape chafes a lot.
    I am not a human.

    I am a horrible blob.

    Hug me, you piece of nonhuman hawtsexx.
    omg!! thats so nasty!! :Eek:

    i have a plan to find the bad guys, hehe!! watch this. if u are a bad guy, put ur hand up now!! haha!
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 01-30-2009 at 12:28 AM.

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