Mafia XII: Game thread - Game Over, The silent town is silenced for good

[[M] Mom – Host]

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Nixon was in his trailer, unable to get his robot form to put on the outfit with the flag of New New York on it. Everything had to be perfect. He'd seen a lot of stunts over the years, but this one, would be the best. His flabby cheeks jiggled in the morning frost.

"I love the smell of black hole in the morning."

He said as he looked at the 12 micro-singularities he placed between two ramps. He would make history today, "Stuntman Nixon", they would say, "He was the greatest.".

Nixon looked at his trusty catapult, and felt like today would be a good day. He patted the fine catapult and it purred, and rolled over after Nixon found that special little spot behind the trigger.

"Alright, time to get moving. Henchman #1, Henchman #2, get the catapult turned up, it's time to do this."

As Nixon sat in the comfortable lined catapult he felt confident, sure. He would jump over the black holes, make a triple flip while making pancakes on a mobile cooking unit, while swallowing a whole tent.

What could go wrong?

As the trigger was released, and Nixon was setting up his cooking unit, he could just see a large dark figure grinning and pointing.

"What the?"

Nixon was sucked up by hole #7, and the crowd was never more pleased. Where Nixon went, nobody knew.

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Nixon's head felt bad, and considering that was the only thing that could hurt, he didn't feel like he made it off okay. Looking around everything seemed so.. strange. So much depth, so much shadows.

Then he layed eyes on a nude Hilary Clinton.

All Nixon could say before the pain started was: "Not again.."

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Suffice to say, Nixon died of extreme sudden cardiac failure.

Nixon was the stuntman, played by Wulfygirl. Thanks for playing!

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