Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents!
If you were Santa...
Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents!
To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit
there was a picture here
56 virgins
Stalpho Slayer
Depends on who it is
a fat ass joint
Strawberries dipped in chocolate!
Listen, there's nothing better than a nice glass of milk and some homemade cookies. But still, every year, I get a few miserly souls that sell out to the corporations and just buy Chips Ahoy or Tim Tam.
And of course the milk has always soured by the time I get there, but the missus can work a little holiday magic on that and turn it to eggnog. The cookies though, they eat at my very soul.
smurf cookies, I want some smurfing money for that much effort.
We always leave carrots for your reindeer, Santa!
Milk and cookies are delicious, but by the second house you'd be feeling a little sick xD
I would demand US dollars.
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Donbot prefers wads of cash and the occasional glass of motor oil.
Wouldn't a card with a heartfelt thanks be enough?
I want some milk and cookies right now. :(
plate of cucumbers and potatoes for me, imho
Pssht, only if they're hot. And I wouldn't be worried about if they were virgins.Originally Posted by Old Manus
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