died again. Don Corneo
died again. Don Corneo
had nightmares for a week after his surgery for his broken....
...heart went terribly wrong and he found himself deeply in love with Reno. Reno however had rung Rude just to say...
"Rude, I have to tell you something... I left the jar of pickles for President Rufus at home. Could you fetch them?" Upon which Rude replied...
"..." and left Reno to interpret this however he pleased.
he interpreted it as a confession of carnal lust. Which made him feel all funny inside and strangely pleased so he...
...called Rude again, only to find that he was at the front door with flowers smiling at Reno...
Seeing Rude smile was so bizzarre and unnatural, that Reno started shouting and shut the door. Then he hid under the...
...the rug. While he was hiding he started to fantasize about how Rude would look in bed. He came out of his hiding place and he....
Rude was currently in a relationship with three other Shinra employees and suggested being just friends. He then gave him a big hug. In the meantime, Cloud was playing with his...
...'Buster Sword' when suddenly Sephiroth joined in with the fun and started playing with his 'Masamune'.
... and zack walked into the room from the lifestream and cried "gimme back my buster sword!" to which cloud said "...
“No,” and promptly murdered Zack back into the lifestream for eternity. Satisfied that he had just completed an eventful day of work, Cloud initiated a hot bath when Sephiroth