Oh Hohoho, Season's Greetings, every one! My Christmas Spirit Liason elf (we call her M. Banana) said that this place was severely in need of some Christmas cheer, so I decided to pay a personal visit to see what could be done.
So let's start off with the basics, oh ho,
What do you want for Christmas
and
What do you want that you don't think you're going to get?
I'll be back soon, so make sure that you are all being very good boys and girls! I don't want to see any naughtiness!
OH HOHOHO