As for no thanks, I don't think The Catcher in the Rye should be a movie. I love the book and it could be awesome, but I feel they would smurf it up royally. I am negative that way.
This would be the worst thing to ever happen to anything ever. Who could they even cast as Holden? That's right, nooooo one.
I think Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress should be a movie, if it isn't already (which it probably is).