TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY

[snacks]

So here's the deal, and how we're going to work this national holiday known as "Skt's Birthday".

1. Any and all gifts shall be overnighted to me tonight, so that, in fact I will receive them at exactly 12:15pm. Please do not hesitate to send money and or extravagant gifts. I will take jewelry.

2. I am calling rule 34 on certain people on this forum, you will receive instructions immediately, via pm.

3. You shall on this day refer to me as King Scott. And any all people I deem fit will be my servants, and or houseboys.

Please take these instructions, and make good use of them or my wrath will be felt across the earth, no galaxy.

AND TO MAKE THIS POST VALID ENOUGH THAT IT DOESNT GET CLOSED:

Have you ever had one birthday that was better than the rest? Or one birthday that has been the worst? This year is shaping up to be a pretty bad one for me, not to mention the prospect of rounding the bend to *ahemahem30ahemahem*.

there.

[trancekuja]

Have mercy oh great King Scott! Our gifts are not worthy of one such as yourself! Please spear us your mighty wrath!

I mispeled "spare" didn't I?

Sure did, and you double posted too!

[snacks]

You shall not see my wrath! As the first to bow to me, you shall be my ward.

[trancekuja]

Damn! I misspelled "misspell" too! Damn you my croatian origins! You'd better find a ward who can spell,hehe...

[Yar]

I spent my eighteenth at the dentist.

And that's the most exciting one.

[snacks]

I've pretty much homebound this year, as I don't have the resources among other things to even leave the house. Sucks I know right? I just want to go to the mall for crying in the sunshine!

[squiike]

birthday on Christmas?
feel sorry for you people who has birthday close to this major giftxchange holiday.
happy birthday

Here, i will offer you this cyber chocobo as my token of faith

but the mog is mine! :mog: Mine i tellya!

[snacks]

what if i *steal* your mog. I am the king after all.

Nothing really to feel sorry about, it's just kind of annoying and inconvenient.

[qwertysaur]

birthday on Christmas?
feel sorry for you people who has birthday close to this major giftxchange holiday.
happy birthday

Here, i will offer you this cyber chocobo as my token of faith

but the mog is mine! :mog: Mine i tellya!

Thats a Moomba.

[Awrini]

Geez Skt, are you so starved for attention that you actually have to sink so low as to create your own B-Day thread.

For shame, my good sir, for shame.

[snacks]

I am very starved, thank you for pointing it out.

[Ramza Beoulve]

What if I don't comply?

[rubah]

but you're going to be 28, not 30!

skippy sktday, imho



um, my seventeenth birthday was probably my loneliest.

[Leeza]

I don't remember any really bad birthdays. They're just days, but some come with presents, etc. On my 16th (many years ago) I had a very surprise party. It was great, but the clean-up after really was not.

Happy birthday, Skt. 30 is the new 20.

Edit: 28 is the new 20.

[Awrini]

Where did this entire Skt is 30 crap start? =P Poor guy, he doesn't need to lose two years of his life.