You're kidding me, right? Did you guys ever see my legs? It looks like I was shot repeatedly by bullets:

- I landed on my knee off a bicycle, on a rock which punctured my knee
- I jumped off my bike and lacerated my leg
- I bludgeoned myself on a tree at relatively high velocity
- fractured two of my palm bones (straight fracture)
- dislocated my shoulder
- there's a piece of a pencil in my palm
- countless cuts and nicks all over my body just from not giving a damn

PS: Did I mention I enjoy pain a little too much?