Rye's thread made me think of these.

Go here, fill out a mad lib and share it with us :</>D! Or go to some other mad lib place or just go out and buy some, doesn't matter.


Here's mine:

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very dowdy and shiny. He should have a physique like Tom Cruise, a profile like Britney Spears, and the intelligence of a quail. He must be polite and must always remember to bamboozle my sewing machine, to tip his table and to take my cuticle when crossing the street. He should move suspiciously, have a musical voice, and should always dress foolishly. I would also like him to be a brown dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper serendipitous nothings into my nose and hold my quirky ruler. I know a deck of playing cards is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is my imaginary friend.