Why am I still living in home and going to college, when I should be moving out with a career this second? Why do people find it weird that I believe that when you hit the 18 year old mark, you should move out of the freaking house? Why are family members still mesmerized that I can make an omelette all by myself when I'm turning 19 in a few short months? Will I be able to survive living at home for 4 months before I go to England for a year?

Please answer these questions, because I have far too much of a migrane to answer them myself, doll.