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    What's the best way to eat strawberries?

    I used to think that strawberries smothered in sugar were the best strawberries, but extra sugary strawberries would permanently distort my face now.

    Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries (washed down with CLEAR AMERICAN STRAWBERRY Naturally Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage).

    Guess what I'm eating!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall banana View Post
    What's the best way to eat strawberries?

    I used to think that strawberries smothered in sugar were the best strawberries, but extra sugary strawberries would permanently distort my face now.

    Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries (washed down with CLEAR AMERICAN STRAWBERRY Naturally Flavored Sparkling Water Beverage).

    Guess what I'm eating!
    I LOVE fondoo (sp?) strawberries~
    I also love eating them off of my fiance's chest, but thats another story...Another KINKY story, BAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall banana View Post
    Now I think that strawberries dipped in melted chocolate are the best strawberries.

    Guess what I'm eating!
    I approve of this statement.

    Green Tea for, you know, the hood chick, she's too good for the Cherry Coke, but she... right, right.

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    I like my strawberries plain.

    Strawberries are delicious and covering them with anything just ruins them. IMO.

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    When I woke up this morning, I had a sudden craving for strawberries. But I wanted, like, one enormous one. Just a huge smurfing strawberry I could bury my face in. I dunno, I'm weird and stuff.

    Anyway, I'm boring and just put Splenda on mine, or I eat them without anything.

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    Plain strawberries are like Warheads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall banana View Post
    Plain strawberries are like Warheads.
    So they start sour, become more sour, and when you think the sour is gone, you bite down, and there's a flood of more sour? And come in assorted colors and flavors?

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    Is it just me? =O

    When I bite into a plain strawberry this is the face I make:



    Strawberries come in two flavors that I know of: yummy and rotten.

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    It looks like the fruit is giving you a massive electric shock that you just shake off.

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    Strawberries & whipped cream is the only way to go.

    Sounds vagely dirty as well.


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    With MILK and SUGAR in a bowl. If you give this to me you can throw me into a wall and call me Betty for all I care.


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    I don't really like chocolatedy strawberries, so just some whipped cream thx

    (monda did I tell you stu's momma got me strawberry socks for my birthday? :O)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    (monda did I tell you stu's momma got me strawberry socks for my birthday? :O)
    WHAT?

    I want to see!

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    From Pioneer Woman Cooks:



    Strawberries with crumbled cookies and vanilla yogurt.

    Aside from that, I love eating a bowl of strawberries with some sugar sprinkled lightly on top. Chocolate covered strawberries are great for special occasions, but a little too much for everyday eating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall banana View Post
    Plain strawberries are like Warheads.
    Only if you eat the unripe ones... >.>

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