~*The ask Fonz anything thread*~

[Fonzie]

Why does everyone here hate me?

Because you're a terrible user. Annoying and whimsical. People will agree and disagree.

Why do you spell 'accept as 'except?'

I'll answer your question with a question.

How did I know you would do this?

Wide-Eyed Optimism > Unconditonal Negativity

Because that stuff's my bag, man.

Please, don't spam, this thread is for questions only.