Quote Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill View Post
I got baked and chilled at my house with two friends. We wanted to take it easy this New Year's Eve because last New Year's Eve the two of them ended up passed out in snowbanks with Blood Alcohol Contents of .34 while I drunkenly fell over trying to rekindle their respective consciousnesses with half of the town out looking for us because everyone thought we were dead.

Goodness gracious!