Scenario
A'yo, let's assume your a woman son. And I say that because I know your all men...(Rye)...:rolleyes2...Anyway, your in a club and a guy just bought you a drink. He ask that you dance with him but then some other drunk guy comes out of nowhere and claims your his girlfriend. The drunken bastard pushes the guy that bought you a drink and they start fighting over stupid...(you)...:rolleyes2...your watching them fight now. What's going through your head?
"What the hell am I doing in a club?"
3 way.
Something like "Whoo, free drink. Also drunk people are funny."
Also, do we know if the drunk asshole is actually my boyfriend or not? Because if he isn't, it makes the whole thing even more hilarious.
Originally Posted by Kes
Lol, no he isn't...
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I'd be shocked and escape during the commotion. Though, if I were a girl I'd probably be very timid and wouldn't be at a club in the first place.
I'd take them both back to my place to fill some empty holes.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
What if they aren't qualified plumbers? How is your sink going to fix itself?
The alcohol I'm drinkingWhat's going through your head?
there was a picture here
I'd imagine the first guy in a bear suit and the other in a salmon suit and going to town on each other.
Like the majority have said, threeway!
"Ooooh! Something shiny!"
"Did I close the garage door when I left my house?"
I'd firstly yell out to the guy that bought me a drink "Not my boyfriend!" while pointing at the drunk and shaking my head. The bouncer would probably remove them both so there's not much I could do about that. Assuming I like clubbing and have friends that are also in the club, I'd go back to them and just tell them what happened and laugh about it.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
You talk like this has happened to you before.
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