Round 2: Edgar, the lady, man!

As we all know, Edgar is quite the ladies' man. But what if he was a lady, man? Submit some sexy MS Paint action of what Edgar would look like, dress like, etc... if he were a woman. Placing Edgar in a lady situation of some sort is encouraged.

PM your submission to me by 6:00 am CST Monday morning / 12:00 pm GMT Monday afternoon, January 19th.