Second Scenario

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, alright then son. How about this one. Let's assume you all are men this time as it normally is...:rolleyes2...Alright, you come home from work and walk in side your house to find it dark with some candles lite, And your girlfriend walks into the room with some sexy lonjoray or however the hell it's spelled. She presses you against the wall and take off you pants. As soon as things are about to get good, you both hear some helicopers. Next thing you know, police breaks down your door and points their guns at you. Their about to shoot and your girlfriend is close enough to be used as a shield. What's going through your head?

[Moon Rabbits]

I'm going to use the random woman who showed up in my house soliciting me for sex as a shield for sure.

[escobert]

Dammit I didn't flush the crack!

[Kes]

Lol rl meat shield.

[Bunny]

I question their unlawful forced entry and then sue the local police station for their piss-poor management of a situation.

[Fonzie]

I ask them why they're keeping the black man down.


Then I proceed to call Al Sharpton.

[Jiro]

I didn't know she was into groups, costumes and roleplay

[Loony BoB]

Probably something along the lines of "What the smurf!?"

PS. Lingerie. Also: Scenario.

[Heath]

"Why, I'm sure we can sort this out rationally without any need for those firearms, eh chaps? Now could the guy with the pistol pointing at me kindly pass me my dressing gown? No, the blue one."

[Shorty]

I would hope that I wouldn't be used as a shield!

[Del Murder]

I'd beat those army foo's down then finish makin' love to my lady.

[Flying Mullet]

I'd use my woman as a meat shield and tell her that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen.

[scrumpleberry]

I'm going to use my magical spirit cookie shield powers to save us both and turn the bullets into daisies, duh.

[Rantz]

I'd fake an epilepsy attack and accidentally die from it.

[Vermachtnis]

Psh! Nameless mob of cops? I can take them, I'm a main character!