How dangerous is your workplace?

[Agrias]

Mine is really dangerous. I got bit today while trying to break up two dogs fighting. The mut shoved his canine tooth in between my middle and ring knuckles on my right hand...Now its all bandagedup and i cant use my right hand prperly,so my typinf is atrocious!

So tell me eoff, how dangerous is YOUR workplace?

[Araciel]

I work in an office. And I do nothing but sit at a computer. I get buttpain from sitting too long.

[Jiro]

I "work" as a football referee, so it's not too bad. However, I get muscle fatigue and heatstroke from running around for around 6 hours in the middle of hot days and there's plenty of holes in the ground to trip over. And there's the chance of players, spectators or coaches trying to beat you down, which is never fun.

[Cuchulainn]

Very. I work in an office with a girl called Amanda who's idea of an adequate sanitary fix is to throw pens up there as a plug. Word is she's moved on to staplers. I can't find my phone.

[Moon Rabbits]

Very. I work in an office with a girl called Amanda who's idea of an adequate sanitary fix is to throw pens up there as a plug. Word is she's moved on to staplers. I can't find my phone.

O_O"

I am unemployed so my workplace is the safest of them allllllll~

[Miriel]

I shoot people for a living.

[Flying Mullet]

I work from home so I try to keep it as dangerous as possible.

[Peegee]

I shoot people for a living.

Too easy.

I spend my day braindead and unmotivated. Sometimes I wake up just in time to do something an AI computer could do about 1.25 times faster.

Whoopie do.

I need to invent a fake job to tell girls about. I work at IBM on the coffee brigade.

[Del Murder]

At my workplace I once received a head injury that caused me to bleed all over the floor. Very dangerous.

[Shorty]

I endanger others in my workplace because when I get angry from being yelled at on the phone, I tend to throw things.

[Deborah]

A few years ago I worked at Target...I was hit by an obese woman who wanted discount shoes. Oh and that's not even one of my best stories from there.

[Flying Mullet]

Did you tell her this isn't Wal Mart?

[Deborah]

No, I told her, Just because one shoe on the whole row is on clearance doesn't mean they all are!

I've also been hit with many shopping carts on Black Friday, and the fights that people have over $1 barbies, and hotwheels, is insane! I've seen a lot of punches!

Also, be warned in dressing rooms, how many times people would pee and poop in them was insane. At least once a month someone would try on pants, pee in them and then leave them on the floor. SOOOOO GROSS! Especially girls changing their tampons and leaving them in there. The bathroom isn't that far!

[Tama2]

This job I can fall of a ladder and/or be crushed by by an awning. : D

My last job was worse.

(Posts picture of a man that got pulled into a lathe)

It's a terrible death. : [

[Zeldy]

Funnily enough, I fell down the stairs at work today! Although I stopped myself before I actually fell, twatted my elbow on the rail and landed on the corner of the step with my leg, it's all red and bruised!

It's not dangerous, I'm always getting all sorts of cuts and scratches though. Removing cubes from hangers really knackers your hands, falling down stairs doesn't help.