• Braid it into a rope and play jump rope with myself
  • Braid it into a rope and play Indiana Jones with my head whip
  • Braid it into a rope then spin my head really fast and use my hair rope as a helicopter blade to fly away
  • Soak it in super stiff hair gel, make a lance out of it and then joust head-lance style for fair maidens
  • Soak it in super stiff hair gel, create a mushroom cap and never fear rain again