OK.

1. Where has the Member Albums gone?

2. Where is Nod and Cbc. Nod hairey and funny and Cbc was Ginger, hairey & funny?

3. When did they owners get high enough to appoint Ali staff? :P

4. Who the crap owns this place now? Is it still Sean?

5. Why was the wiki changed to make it rubbisher (IT'S A WORD OK???)?

6. Azar, where is he? I think if I had to have sex with man, say if that village I talked about in the Beard thread was AGAIN under threat from a hairey tiger shark alligator wizard ork & I had to have sex with a human male, it would be with him or Ceebie.

7. Why do men have nipples?

8. Is eestlinc still here? He was my favorite jailer.

9. What the crap happened to that other forum that was there that I forget the name of that teenagers used to go to type their angry tears?

10. Although nothing beats my beloved Association Football, I'm quite fond of the old American Gridiron stuff. Why has no one killed Philip Rivers yet?

I await answers with baited breath.